As many of you know, I’ve been struggling to finish my Hellbender story I’ve been putting on this blog. I blame the economic condition for the delay, as hacked out stories posted piece by piece on a blog with little proofreading are just not profitable in this current climate. I bet a lot of people feel that way. In fact, I bet hacked out stories posted piece by piece on a blog with little proofreading could disappear entirely if the government doesn’t use some of its stimulus money to save them. Do we really want another industry disappearing with so many jobs lost already? Write your Congressman and tell them to send money to me to get me to finish Hellbender. If for the economy, and America.
This makes MORE sense than 3/5ths of who WILL get stimulus payments. I’m with you Frank
Dear Baysil: Maybe you should go get a rub and tug. I always find that stimulating.
Its OK Frank, we are not really reading it anyway.
Hmmmm
Maybe We could get a stimulus payment to read it.
Frank, I can sorta relate. But the problem is you are not one of life’s “losers.” People read your blog, leave comments and occasionally tell you how awesomely funny you are. Sure, not as many as HotAir or Ace, but still quite a few. You’re pretty much the upper-middle-class of the blogging community. And we all know the middle class is under assault. You will pay for the stimulus, not receive any.
I, on the other hand, am the blogging equivalent of Julio the Burger Flipper. It is so amazing to talk to you can you please make my boss give me a better blog or something I’m a communications major wow you’re awesome this is great I try so hard (sometimes) but mostly I’m lazy and nobody reads my blog Mr. Obama please please give me a better blog or some cash.
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I’m already fantasizing about what I’ll do with all my stimulus dough…
Is it it because “you haven’t been properly… stimulated” yet? (Damn Star Trek memories.)
Isn’t that SarahK’s job? Or is she too busy blogging about AI these days? (which I appreciate very much )
In fact, I bet hacked out stories posted piece by piece on a blog with little proofreading could disappear entirely if the government doesn’t use some of its stimulus money to save them.
I never thought you’d be speaking up to defend the New York Times.
Ooops, my quote tags = fail. I should leave comedy to the professionals.
Sure – you’ll take the money and then you be telling us “You know this won’t fix things overnight. Hellbender will get worse before it gets better”.
I have been stuck in this samee blog for years, reading hacked out stories with little proof reading. I can’t find a different blog. Where are all the better paying blogs? I need more government assistance because I am stuck in the same ole blog reading hacked out stories posted piece by piece.
200 million blogs out there and we have to get stuck in this one!! I feel your pain, #10. I really do.
Yeah! How about that?! We need help – NOW! This is a CRISIS, dammit! I demand blog card checking! I demand that everyone be their blogger’s keeper. Yes we can!! Ask not what your blogger can do for you, ask what you can do to your blogger. We are the ones our blogger has been waiting for so don’t be hoodwinked!
Sure, go ahead and join ACORN in your local city or town. But for the Internet, join BLOGGERCORN to help organize blogs. Eventually, we’re going to nationalize blogs, but first, we have to stimulate them. You can help with the stimulus by getting stimulated with some stimulus yourselves.. Then, we’ll stimulate our bloggers and when they get stimulated, we do too – and win – with double and maybe even triple stimulation! Now THAT’s promoting the “common welfare” with proper stimulation.
I’m ready for my stimulus. Are you?
Blackmail again? I already bought four of your Christmas ornaments. I thought we were good until at least Memorial Day.
If you get billions of stimulus pork to finish Hellbender, you better damn well build an IMAO commune overflowing with awesomeness (i.e big screen TVs, pool tables, etc.). Besides, you’ll need your ronin nearby to to help fend off the Marxist hoards.
Just keep writing ma boy! The minions of The One have a stimulus planned for you! It involves a camp, handcuffs, the “Barney Frank” position, pants around ankles and a very long cold electrified steel rod connected to the new “Eric Holder” as they call it…
A “stimulus” isn’t going to work. These things never do; you just defer the problem down the road for another 10 years, and then the problem comes back at twice the price. So right now you’re looking for, what – $100-million? Just so that in 2019 you can come back for another $100-million or more? And meanwhile you will have done nothing – NOTHING! – on Hellbender. You will have just wasted all that money.
Helluva racket. Where do I sign up?
$100 milliion? What are you smokin’ ss? We don’t even talk in the millions anymore! That’s like soooo ’90’s! If you aren’t talkin’ at least in the billions nobody’s listenin’ and when you start talkin’ a trillion then we might pay attention!
By the way, if you haven’t heard. If you had started a business on the day the Jesus was born and you lost a $1,000,000 per day, every day, 7 days per week, 365 days per year, you would still need 700 more years to lose $1,000,000,000,000 dollars! 1 trillion seconds = 32,000 years! Bwaaaaaaaa!
#15. Jimmy,
Not smokin’ nuttin. We’re talking FrankJ, and his first attempt at getting government money. (Note to Frank – this d@nm well better be your first try for government money!) Lotsa stuff buried deep in the bill that nobody cares about ’cause they’re all focused on the billions-cum-trillions that you pointed out.
If FrankJ scores more than $100-million on the first try, then I am definitely in the wrong profession.
Sorry dude! doesn’t look good for you. Welcome to the only state that every single represenitive (Even our new Democrat represenitive) voted against the stimulas. Hell even your govonor is refusing some of the Stimulas. You never know, may work for you. You may get your boat yet!