Ok, so idiots are losing their minds about a cartoon.
Let’s help them.
Here’s a copy of the cartoon without words.
I’m not taking submissions on this one, but if you want play with it and post it somewhere, drop a link in the comments, otherwise just leave some words.
I’ll toss a few out there to get things rolling.
* Um… I’ve got a throwdown piece I can lend ya…
* Oh my God! You killed President Bush!
* Dude… your taser is in your LEFT holster.
* Nice group.
* It’s ok Bob, you HAD to shoot him. He was being racist.”
Your turn.
“Now who will sign the stimulus bill and lead the nation?”
Wait, that one might actually have racist implications.
“Don’t worry, nobody gets upset about cartoons unless you unfavorably depict the Holy Prophet of an intolerant cult of personality.”
“You had to; he was going to blow up the Statue of Liberty.”
“On no! You shot the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh)!”
“What are you doing?!! He didn’t have a blue scrotum!”
“If he was such a violent, deranged animal, why did a bank give him a home loan?”
“If we ever have this situation again, first snarl, ‘It’s bedtime for Bonzo’ before opening fire. That would be awesome.”
“Yes, I guess a monkey smoking a cigar and wearing rollerskates is unnatural, but this still seems like an overreaction.”
“This all could have been avoided if we had just sat down and asked ourselves, ‘Why does he want to eat our faces?'”
“$10 bucks if you make it bowling ball.”
“I told you Sasquatch had been cited in D.C.!”
“Hey, ain’t that Nancy Pelosi’s kid? It gave me that deer in the headlights look.”
Caption: No more shootin’ em in the ass eh Ramos! This one I guaran-damn-tee you will not sue. Now grab the shovel…
PETAs gonna stimulate the economy now lunkhead and sue the living shit out of the city
Just sit him up on a park bench and put the gun in his hand; it worked for Hillary.
Oh no, this is NOT good, isn’t that the new Moron President?
Okay, so the House elects a ne Speak-whore…”
“Who’s gonna solve any tech problems at IMAO now?!”
Monkey, monkey, monkey.
Don’t you know you’re going to. Shot the monkey!
Shot the monkey
Shot the monkey
Shot the monkey to life
(sing to the tune “Shock the Monkey”, Peter Gabriel)
Yeah, I know it was weak, but OuchMySoreAss already took my “shot Mohammed” idea. My creativity is limited.
On the bright side Sgt. Kemp, Paul Simon now has 51 ways to sing about.
The Man in the Yellow Hat is going to be really pissed…
“Stupid monkey, no free house for you.”
Yeah, I know it sucks, but it’s late.
Kudos to Tommy The Towelhead.
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-“Now THERE”S something you don’t see very often, Norm.
Hamas terrorists usually wear those rags on their heads
so they aren’t confused with chimpanzees.”
-OK , you win the bet, those Botoxed eyes of Pelosi’s WON’T shut.
Here’s your dollar.
When I asked him why his eyes were red he said I don’t know officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?
Then he asked me if I was the guy from the Village People
Then he asked if I was Andy or Barney
Then he said he’d be happy to show me his license if I would just hold his beer
Then he said he thought one had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer
I snapped!
Oh my God, Mac! You DID NOT just say “Die you spearchuckin raghead”! 🙂
Oh no mister! Your not going to eat my eyeballs! Good thing I stay informed at IMAO, whew!
or this
Did you see that look on his face Fred? I am glad you stopped him because I think he wanted to eat our eyeballs!
“Quick! Put a typewriter by his head so people will get the joke!”
[inspiration from here – 10th comment down]
Idiot. That’s not the president!
“It’s coming right for us!” – Obscure South Park reference.
“Nice shooting, Lt. Booth!”
“Why thank you, Cpt. Oswald”
(wow that’s weak)
Chimpbearpig? It’s got a pig nose now.
“I see you read IMAO too, Joe”
Oh my God! You shot Al Sharpton……….
Dumb bastard – he actually had an offer from the Knicks!
Hey… he slipped me this note… It says, “MY NAME IS TAYLOR”
“No worries, pal… it’s not like we’re in a Danish newspaper.”
“Tell Mr. Peebles he can take down that sign in his window.”
“You’re were right, Bob… hollow points do make bigger exit wounds.”
“Don’t worry, Preston. I’ve had a lot of practice at this. I’m real good at crapping the crappers.”
“How could anyone get mad, Bob? We’re just a cartoon. People love cartoons, right?”
Taylor? I just got it … she named the chimp Taylor?
Sometimes Karma can be a real b*tch!
Wait, what’s this note say? My name is Sam?
(Quantum Leap reference)
Relax Charlie, ACORN can still get him on the voter regestration list for the next election.
“Well Sarge, I guess that’s one way to make some shovel ready labor.”
“You forgot to yell, ‘It’s comin’ right for us!’ before you shot it.”
“Jeez, Pete, Michael Jackson’s gonna OWN your ass, now…”