I’m hate the Twitter. It’s so rude when people do it in meetings, or while having dinner. Or while on the toilet. That’s just gross.
@sarahk47 You said you were going to pick up some more Charmin. I remember you saying that!
@sarahk47 Yes, you did! And I need some!
@sarahk47 Hurry up! My right leg has fallen asleep.
Yay! I’m now following @Jonasbrothers. They are SO cool! I think they’ll follow me back.
BLOCK SpaceMonkey_
My foot itches.
FOLLOW MichelleMalkin
Did you know that if you take a wash cloth, put it over your hand, and rub the soap on it back and forth real fast, you can see an outline of your hand in the wash cloth.
I like pie.
@JTlol My watch says it’s 12:29. I think it’s fast. What time do you have?
NUDGE MichelleMalkin
I just bought a new poster of Robert Pattinson. I’m taking it to work next week! All the guys will be so jealous.
STALK MichelleMalkin
@andylevy When can I be on your show? I think I could do a better job than Greg.
@greggutfeld When can I be on your show? I think I could do a better job than Andy.
@MichelleMalkin I sent you an email. Did you get it?
@MichelleMalkin Hello?
I saw a UFO once. Then a rabbit attacked me.
OFF @MichelleMalkin
I have an idea for a TV show. A guy buys a an old car. Turns out, it’s really his dead mother. And she speaks through the radio. It’s a can’t miss!
How much wind could a wind breaker break if a wind breaker could break wind?
RT @Jonasbrothers LIVE WEBCAST on FACEBOOK tomorrow at 5PM PDT! Tweet us your questions early here! > http://bit.ly/jRmcu -JB
FOLLOW bamapachyderm
@bamapachyderm I sent you an email. Did you get it?
For my birthday, I want a pony. And a real one, this time. Not one made of old blankets, sawdust, and bones. Like last year.
Oh, yeah, I forgot. I got a life-size Miley Cyrus made of old blankets, sawdust, and bones for my birthday last year. It was the second best birthday I’ve ever had.
I ate 12 Krystals once. That was for lunch. For dinner, I had 50 hard-boiled eggs, and fought George Kennedy for dessert.
@bamapachyderm You never responded to my email. Don’t worry. I’ll send another one.
I am president of the Charlotte Rampling fan club.
@bamapachyderm What’s your fax number?
Can you use a blackberry in the shower? I heard you can. But if you get it wet, it might stop wo
As an avid fan of Red Eye, I seriously laughed out loud for the @greg and @andy comments.
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@Frank_J Hey!, I tried that trick with the washcloth and the soap and you are right, I can totally see the outline of my hand. I’m still waiting for you in the shower. Is that you? OOPS, I dropped the so
Sarah, Charmin sucks. It’s like wiping your ass with a beach towel. Scott tissues are much better. You can really crank on it.
Fake Frank J is really Jimmy Carter!
“I saw a UFO once. Then a rabbit attacked me.”
Was that Harvey The Rabbit? I get it now. Frank has an ET experience and then Harvey shows up at IMAO with his incredible brain!! And now Frank is reduced to posting with a hand-held gadget (that Harvey gave him) from a distance with a thing called “Twitter” that Harvey invented. This is diabolical!
Harvard Business Publishing did a study on Twitter, and there research found that “an average man is 40% more likely to be followed by another man than by a woman.”
In other words, Harvard found that Twitter is gay.
http://blogs.harvardbusiness.org/cs/2009/06/new_twitter_research_men_follo.html
@MichelleMalkin Hello?
I saw a UFO once. Then a rabbit attacked me……..OMG MichelleMalkin IS Jimmy Carter!!
How much wind could a
Wind breaker break if a wind
Breaker could break wind?
I totally stole this for the Haiku Thursday that I’m celebrating with a couple of my friends on Twitter. :oD @MattyGFresh
Frank, you almost make me want to join twitter. But I’m not ghey so I probably won’t.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK OR FAKE FRANK! HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Sorta reminds me of the honeymoon escapades of Frank when …..ewww waaahh argghhh, the sea lice pic is now stuck in my mind.
Why are there accounts to post to IMAO I’ve never even heard of?
Frank, this is the funniest thing you’ve ever written.