Random Thoughts

It would be great to see Palin elected president just to watch liberals squeal… especially after she starts rounding them up into death camps.

Political debates would be a lot more interesting if they allowed checking.

I’d hope my wife would murder me before letting me go on and on and embarrass myself like Sanford.

I thought I’d try listening to a new group for change. Is Kings of Leon some joke I’m not getting?

I hope congressman Sestak successfully challenges Specter because his name makes me think of sleestaks.

So are we supposed to trust Obama on the Honduran constitution when he hasn’t even shown a working knowledge of our own constitution?

They write horoscopes so there is nearly no way they could be wrong. Mine today says, “Obama will tax you heavily.”

When did Canada get a whole day? I thought we gave them a half-day in March when nothing else is going on.

I know the iguanodon was discovered long before Happy Days came out, but it still should have been called the fonzie-saur.

16 Comments

  1. When did Canada get a whole day? I thought we gave them a half-day in March when nothing else is going on.

    There’s been an NHL all-star game in January for years now.

  2. Political debates would be a lot more interesting if they allowed checking.

    or guns

    I thought I’d try listening to a new group for change. Is Kings of Leon some joke I’m not getting?

    kings of crappy sucky music is more like it.

    It would be great to see Palin elected president just to watch liberals squeal… especially after she starts rounding them up into death camps.

    that will be the greatest bestest day in American history.

    I hope congressman Sestak successfully challenges Specter because his name makes me think of sleestaks.

    yes a sleestak could do a much better job than old Specter.

  3. It would be great to see Palin elected president just to watch liberals squeal

    Lets see if they outrun the chopper

    When did Canada get a whole day?

    When present hussein appologized to them for America being south of them. late of course

  4. NunyaB, at least when theycome for mine, I’ll die the way I always thought I would… In a vicious firefight with the BATFE.

    Man, why couldn’t the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives be a super cool convenience store chain rather than super-intrusive and unconstitutional Fedzilla stormtrooper squad?

  5. Just about anything would be better if they allowed checking…think about checking in Soccer! That would be AWESOME. And Americans might begin to pay attention to it. Admit it, you’d love to get out on the field and just level a Frenchy!

  6. re: “I hope congressman Sestak successfully challenges Specter because his name makes me think of sleestaks.”

    Sure. And Sestak’s name would make me think of Hay Stacks if he spelled it Hay Stacks.

    Seriously, is “sleestak” becoming a common slur or joke? Inquiring mind wants to know.

  7. My wife has promised to murder me in my sleep rather than ever divorce me.

    As I see it, that would be a win-win situation should she ever need a divorce. I’d not suffer the loss of my life’s love, and she would be rid of me.

    I’m pretty sure she could do it in such a manner that she’d never be suspected. Unless some policeman researches comments I make on blogs regarding my potential demise. Good luck with that, honey!

  8. I hope congressman Sestak successfully challenges Specter because his name makes me think of sleestaks.

    As important as the whole sleestack connection is [grin], I hope Toomey gets the opportunity to give Arlen the thrashing he deserves.

  9. Political debates would be a lot more interesting if they allowed checking.

    Are you talking about “hockey” checking or “fact” checking. ’cause either way is good with me.

  10. They write horoscopes so there is nearly no way they could be wrong. Mine today says, “Obama will tax you heavily.”

    I know what you mean. Mine said, “You will read IMAO today.” : )

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