In an election where Ahmadinejad got 63% of the vote, the Iranians recounted only 10% of the ballots. What about the rest of the ballots?
I speculate thusly:
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* They’re in the front seat of Ahmadinjad’s car so that the little midget can see over the steering wheel.
* Once Iran is finished hanging all the protesters, they’ll be retrieved from under the wobbly leg of the gallows and re-counted.
* Reserved for training the Ayatollah’s new puppy, “Puddles”.
* Unable to recount because Office Depot shorted their order by a dozen cases of White Out.
* Due to a typo, most Iranian provinces spent the last week counting boxes of bullets.
* Accidentally invalidated when all their corners were cut off so they could be used as props for the TV series “Battlestar Iranica”.
* Covertly shipped into Iraq for use by insurgents in “Improvised Papercut Devices”.
* A friendly paper-airplane-making contest at the vote-counting center got a little out of hand.
* Testing the theory that 25 million sheets of paper, if laid end to end, would stretch all the way around the planet.
* Assembling them into the world’s largest “KICK ME” sign. Still trying to figure out how to tape it to Israel’s back.
Any other ideas?
Used to construct a paper mache’ gallows, in case they need to ‘hang Chad’.
Turned into confetti for the victory parade
Damaged beyond legibility in a fallafel fire
Obama took them, claiming he needed the paper to print more money on.
Ahmadinejad used them up playing Pictionary.
Still trying to white-out Al Franken and replace with Ahmadinejad.
They gave them to Obama, who is using them to snort crack cocaine. Viva Escobar.
The ballots are in the White House. They are to be used as note cards in case Obama’s teleprompter breaks.
The deposed leader of hounduras called and asked to borrow them.
They had to give them back to George Soros or pay a late fee.
They are at the tehran airport with a sign: Don’t squeeze the Charmin.
All of a sudden alliamisanutjobs girlfriend is larger up top.
They ar sealed in a mayonnaise jar, sitting on the front porch of Funk & Wagnall’s since noon election day. NO ONE knows the contents of those ballots. But the mullahs, in their mystical and borderline devine manner, were able to read the votes without opening them!
Iranian Ballots? What Iranian Ballots? or Ballots we don’t need no stinking ballots!
The U.S.-backed Czar of ACORN in IRAN is linking up the ballots with those who cast them, going door-to-door, confiscating their sticks and stones, and extending the traitor list. The grand annihilation of freedom and modicum of democracy will be held up to the world as an example of U.S. weakness. Pres-ent O-zone will apologize yet again.
(Shakes head.)
They turned up in Minnesota and were used as ballot in the Senate race.
They’re being used as the most uncomfortable toilet paper ever
“corners were cut off…Battlestar Iranica” Ha! well done.
They’re being used to prop up the government. Oh, wait. That’s not funny, that’s true. my bad. : (
Princess Pelosi used all the other ballots [votes for the oposition] to write that 1900 page climate change bill
midwestconservitive says: Princess Pelosi used ……
Don’t you mean the wicked witch of the west.