If we just checked the tire pressure of our hands, we could save countless tonsils.
No joke, though: Wash your hands with soap and water. If water not available, use some other clear liquid like gasoline.
They should do a new version of Outbreak where the crisis is solved by the president instructing everybody to wash their hands. I never saw that movie, though, so maybe it did end that way.
Eventually we’ll have a dictatorship where if you don’t look both ways before crossing the street, Obama’s secret police will disappear you. Also, you could get hit by a car.
The Holocaust and waterboarding KSM are exactly the same since they’re both mean things someone bad did.
Obama so far is the only president brave enough to tell us to wash our hands and take on the pro-flu lobby.
More bad news direct from Google: No one will ever truly love you.
Gmail crashing makes me think we should just go back to being hunters/gatherers. I’ll hunt, you gather; gathering sounds boring.
“If we just checked the tire pressure of our hands, we could save countless tonsils.”
The definition of ‘smart power’?
You needed Google to tell you that? Don’t you have any family?
“More bad news direct from Google: No one will ever truly love you.”
And dats da toof, da ho toof, an nuthin but de toof
“Our flu bugs will blot out the Sun.”
“Uh, then, as I have previously stated, we shall wash our hands in the shade.”
If we could just check the tire pressure of Libtard brains, we’d find they are overinflated. >>> If you can’t wash with soap and water, have your dog lick your hands, I’m told their saliva has an antiseptic property. >>> The movie Outbreak, is among EvilScaryMonkey’s favorite films.Moral of the movie Outbreak: Kill the cute monkey before he gives everyone the plague. >>>
In the O-bah-muhh Dictatorship, if you don’t wear a helmet while riding a bicycle, 10 years will be deducted from your ‘Depature Date’. >>> The Holocaust and water boarding are exactly the same, except for how they differ. >>> The Pro-Flu Lobby: Influenza Virus Rights Coalition >>> Google never read John 3:16, or Romans 8:38-39, or 1 John 4:16,etc..etc…etc. >>> All the Libtards are out gathering unicorns and rainbows.
Gathering is not necessarily boring….it all depends on what you gather. Gathering fast cars and beautiful young women, not boring….expensive but not boring. Gathering wool….boring.
U stoopid ignorant jerks R jst anti-virus! Floo Virus is pece-loving and bettr than U neo-khans!
For the record, Outbreak didn’t end with the President telling everyone to wash their hands. That would have been a much more realistic ending than the way the movie actually ended, with Dustin Hoffman acting self-important until the virus went away.
Obama doesn’t oppose the flu. Humanity and the flu can teach each other important lessons, if we stop seeing things as “us” versus “them”.
Wait!…. i thought Obama loved me? I thought Obama loved everyone? Why doesnt he love me? Is it cause Im white, right, and I ask a few measly questions?
I been LIED to!
I feel so used…….
No joke, though: Wash your hands with soap and water. If water not available, use some other clear liquid like gasoline.
Michael Crichton would call it the Obama Strain
The Holocaust and waterboarding KSM are exactly the same since they’re both mean things someone bad did.
“I’am all tore up about that man’s rights.” Dirty Harry
Google tells me there are 650,000,000 results for the question, “Will anyone ever truly love me?”
First, it is a bit scary that Google knows who I am.
Second, most of the top answers were blocked by the anti-porn security options on my computer.
Third, John 3:16, nuff sed.
Fourth, I have a dog, and she loves me, so there.
I’ll gather barley and hops. All the hunters will come to me begging for beer!
Um, “looking both ways before crossing the street” wasn’t the best example of a dictatorship; I was driving through Manchester or Arlington, Vermont, I forget which now because it was several years ago and I’m over 50 which means my brains are slowly leaking out my ears or gravity is pulling them into my feet along with the rest of my upper body or something, but anyway, I almost hit some people because they didn’t look before stepping out into the crosswalk. Why should they look? There was a big sign there that said it is state law to yield to pedestrians in the crosswalk. It’s a state law in all 50 states, AFAIK, but in Vermont, I can testify that they actually believe the sign will protect them and that cars — including cars less than half a block away and going the speed limit of 30 mph — will stop, so they don’t have to bother looking or even pausing before they step out into the road (this was Route 7, which runs through the little town, not an ordinary city street).
Vermont is a very liberal state. Idiots like that would revolute if the government tried to force them to look both ways before crossing the street. They’d be more likely to go for something like requiring everybody in certain public restaurants (all but theirs) to chew each bite of food 30 times before swallowing it. Choking increases health care costs, after all.
They have moose in Vermont. Big ones that can stomp a motorcycle, SUV, or Peterbilt rig. Not pedestrians, though — they’re law-abiding mooses. Anyway, I think it would be a cool dictatorship where they made you drive through the crosswalk even though there was a moose in it and you didn’t have insurance (on your car, your health, and/or your life).