Obama needs to make jobs for actual congressional districts; stimulus money shouldn’t just go to people who live in the Twilight Zone.
Republicans only want to help rich people like Tony Stark and Scrooge McDuck.
My least favorite politicians: Hitler, Stalin, and Sarah Palin. And what do they all have in common? Mustaches. Palin has a mustache of the soul.
My reasons for hating Palin are both too numerous and too vague to mention.
Answer this honestly: Are the names Palin gave her kids the choices of a sane woman?
If sexy vampires are now popular, maybe it is high time for sexy politicians.
When I type in the numbers to text “hooray!”, the phone gives me “Goosby!” I’ve decided that’s my new exclamation of triumph.
Interestingly I have just about as much interest to see Avatar as I did Titanic.
Is the word “dictionary” defined in the dictionary, because you obviously know what it means if you know to look it up in the dictionary.
The way you become the one true conservatives is to denounce all other conservatives. It’s a bit like Highlander.
I have decieded to help the President by going ahead and declaring myself the Representative for the 34th Congressional District of Florida. That way he won’t be a liar and I can get some of that yummy stimulus money for my “constituents”.
Rep. Derek Collins-I
Florida 34th Congressional District
Ok, now I need a Tylenol.
Frank, politicians are, by definition, vampires – they just aren’t sexy (notwithstanding your feelings toward Barney Frank).
It takes real money to create or save imaginary jobs for the imaginary residents of these imaginary districts.
Try typing in freaking.
Anna, at IMAO we usually try to type while spewing.
“My least favorite politicians: Hitler, Stalin, and Sarah Palin. And what do they all have in common? Mustaches. Palin has a mustache of the soul.”
John Bolton would like a word with you, Frank. Fear the ‘stache.
“Is the word ‘dictionary’ defined in the dictionary, because you obviously know what it means if you know to look it up in the dictionary”
Kind of like using the dictionary to find the correct spelling of a word, when you first need to know how to spell the word in order to look it up?
Weird how close S. Palin is to Stalin. You would think the Berkley loonies would worship her just on that alone.
How a women names her kids does say something about her. That was a small red flag for me at the time as was the winking. I still overall like her. Sarah Palin has many good skills. So does Rush Limbaugh that doesn’t mean either would be any good in the white house. The White House is a necessarily stoic position (pre-Obama or Bush 2000 anyway) media personalities however need all kinds of flamboyant personality traits. Palin is a great fit and she should be getting FoxNews TV show as fast as possible to help mobilize conservatives. She will boost conservatives from TV and Radio but she would get them all hung from the white house.
Hey i wrote this for you today, Probably needs cleaned up a bit by a professional
Our Obama which art in Washington
Hollow be thy head
Thy liberal kingdom come
Thy will be done in red state as it is in blue
Give us this day our daily bread you’ve taken from others
Forgive us for abusing conservatives as we forgive terrorists
Lead us not to Fox News paths
But deliver us from Limbaugh
For thine is the Washington the law and the legislation for four-eight years.
Obamamen
Gee, you write a great and funny blog, but if you truly hate Palin now, I’d say you’re full of crap.
Whats the difference between liberals and terrorists? Terrorists at least have the balls to be honest about what they are doing.
About those phantom congressional districts that are getting lots of money. Lets be honest they’ll be voting several times each. They have an income and they will vote, and get free health-care. They are as much US citizens as illegal aliens.
Definition: Great depression – Last time a liberal decided American prosperity was guaranteed.
I like Sarah Palin. If she runs, I’ll vote for her. Still don’t like those idiotic names she gives her kids. What the hell is “Trig” sort for–Triginometry?
i like Sarah Palin. I’d vote for her. She’s an actual conservative.
At least she didn’t name her kids pretentious crap like “Tristan”, “Apple”, or “Hydromannix Supermuffin”.
ummmm….doesn’t Fred T.’s goatee count as a mustache? just say’n
The fact that “Palin” is Trantorian for beserker doesn’t bother me a bit. In fact, I think it’s a plus.
I like what Sarah’s father said when she resigned as governor of Alaska, “She’s not retreating, she’s reloading.”
When Palin is POTUS and I am dispatched to Washington as her personal “aide”, we shall remember those who supported and those who spoke evil of the great lady! Retribution is a dish best served cold…or something like that!
huh? you don’t like Sarah Palin? I like her. And for the same reasons you should! She drives hippies, pundits and left wing democrats absolutely beyond freakin crazy!!! They cannot stand the fact that she isn’t ugly (like most of their ilke) and she is conservative. So, what’s your beef?
“Answer this honestly: Are the names Palin gave her kids the choices of a sane woman?”
This from a guy named after spam in a skin!
Frank, you are not the one to talk about goofy names!
Besides I like Sarah Palin’s names. Novel names allow a person to develop without pressure to be like someone else with the name that came before. You grew up with the pressure to be like a Frank. Which explains a lot.