Get the cool… la la la la… Get the cool shoeshine… la la la la…
The tens digit changed so it’s a new decade. Get over it.
So an inept, inexperienced legislator makes for an inept, inexperienced president. Who knew?
So is everyone just assuming Michael Yon is not a terrorist?
Is “cromulent” a real word yet?
The Japanese wouldn’t have bombed us if it weren’t for them being provoked by Gitmo.
I’m still optimistic this new decade will be chock full of fun for everyone.
Know what prompted Lucifer to break it off with God and become the enemy of man? Gitmo.
One of these days I’m going to hack Twitter and tweet something 141 characters long and totally blow everyone’s minds.
Do you go to hell for listening to Poker Face? I’m afraid I’m going to get to Heaven and accidentally start humming it.
In response to the Snuggie, Mexicans should really start remarketing the poncho. “It’s a blanket with a head-hole!”
When Obama runs out of policy ways to ruin the country, he’ll probably just nuke us. I’m already working on my bomb shelter.
When Obama nukes us, I already have my blog post title ready: “That Totally Ain’t Cool, Obama”
It’s okay, though, because we can get his nuking us overturned if we can prove his birth certificate is a fake.
If they classify dolphins as non-human persons, does that mean we can’t waterboard them?
If dolphins are so smart, how come they breathe air and live underwater? Live on land where the air is, stupid!
Living on land does seem a lot simpler than putting your nostrils on your forehead.
We can’t beat the Dems in November if they won’t even run.
Gitmo is unpopular with terrorists so we’re closing it? Does that mean we’re also going to stop shooting terrorists in the face?
I thought the new decade really begins at the end of 2010, not the beginning. Or am I the foolish concubine of Science!?
According to dictionary.com:
cromulent
Part of Speech: adj
Definition: fine, acceptable
Usage: slang
I thought it was a real word, but I didn’t know it was slang. As in, “Yo, homey, if you wanna hit that ho, that’d be cromulent.”
There have been many times, when nostrils on my forehead would have been handy…coming up for
air… can interrupt the flow etc. etc. better stop here.
Regarding Lady Gaga, and ‘Poker Face’: http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/its_a_trap.jpg
If you are humming Poker Face you may already be in hell.
“In response to the Snuggie, Mexicans should really start remarketing the poncho. “It’s a blanket with a head-hole!”
A blanket with a head-hole is a serape. What a poncho is would be a blanket merged with a hoodie.
The More You Know…
DeckApe, I disagree. Hell is a constantly changing state. Last night, it was the Orange Bowl and made for whoever had to block Adrian Clayborn.
Football!
2012: The year dolphins sing ‘So long, and thanks for all the fish’.
“Thanks, ShoeShine Boy. You’re humble, and lovable.”
“Bless you, sir.”
Season high seven punts! Hell indeed.
And Clayborn is coming back next year.
Living on land does seem a lot simpler than putting your nostrils on your forehead.
Or you could have the best of worlds like Congressman Henry Waxman (D-Neptune) does, living on land and having your nostrils on your forehead, and all over the rest of your face, as well.
Computer Scientists(!) may start counting at (201)0, but most people start counting with 1, so 2010 is the end of the decade, not the beginning.
So the question is: Does i initiate to 0 or 1 for our iteration purposes?
Dems pulling a Lyndon B. Johnson maneuver, because blaming Boosh has lost it’s fizz.
“Do you go to hell for listening to Poker Face? I’m afraid I’m going to get to Heaven and accidentally start humming it.”
It’s hard to imagine what’s worse about Hell – all the liberals or the fact that “Poker Face” plays non-stop on the sound system.
Is “cromulent” a real word yet? Not until Bill O’Riley says, “When contacting the Factor do not be…cromulent.” As far as hell goes I’ve always thought it would be having to spend eternity in a Bakersfield truck stop listening to non-stop country music.
“The tens digit changed so it’s a new decade. Get over it.”
Correct. Just watch someone trying to explain why that’s not how it works. They look just like a Democrat explaining why anything they like is ‘right’.
The Bodybag…it’s like a poncho without the headholes, or a Snuggie without the arm holes. Get the Bodybag at your nearest alQueda center now!
Obama has already launched his nuke. It’s himself.
Dolphins being highly intelligent live in the water because they want their culture to be free of government meddling. Again who is the idiot mammals?
Hate to disagree with you Storm1911, but the classless disgrace in the White House is not smart enough to be a nuke. He is a puppet of the left, nothing more. He, like all democrats are useless garbage under the feet of george soros. He is way too stupid to understand that what he believes is a false god. that one, like his marionette buddies pelousy and reid are just there because they are to stupid to think for themselves and as place holders because george is still unable to be in more than one place at a time.
Dolphins taste great, especially if mixed with tuna in water!
1.5-2% of people are born Hermaphrodites. Very likely at least a few people you know were. Most parents have surgery done while they are an infant and never tell the child. So take a look for any seams around your junk besides the normal one, You might have been born “accessories sold separately.”
In one of my medical classes the instructor had a joke about whichever sex you choose the child will grow up and hate your for not choosing the other. 🙂
sorry that was supposed to go in “Well, THAT Quota’s Filled Now”
Thanks Frank. Now I have 19-2000 stuck in my head. Hey Tomorrow Could you quote the Dandy Warhols or Stone Temple Pilots. By then the Gorillas will be over played and I’ll need something to cover up my decesed grandmother’s voice telling me to set buildings on fire. Thanx
Awesome means having never heard the song “Poker Face” and therefore being immune to the hellish earworm that it obviously is. Thank God I do not have teenage daughters.
Wish I could say the same for “Uptown Girl.” (Damn you Billy Joel, if that’s your real name!)
(You’re all humming it right now, aren’t you?) Heh.
So when does work start on cromulent’s antonym, crapulent?
So…I assume that when you count to ten you go “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9” then stop, right? Cause you’ve counted to 10? What a dumbass. Most people count to ten by, you know, actually reaching 10. This decade ENDS in 2010, the next decade BEGINS in 2011.
It’s not about counting, it’s about measuring the passage of time.
Think of it as an odometer, only measuring years instead of miles.
Then get over it.
Hate to drag out the ‘decade’ debate further, but there was no year 0. So unless the first decade A.D. was only 9 years long (and thus, technically, not a full decade unless you want to go for some Clintonian redefinition), the decade hasn’t fully rolled over until we’re back at ‘1’ in the ones place.
So an inept, inexperienced legislator makes for an inept, inexperienced president. Who knew? —
All Presidents start out inexperienced. Most start out inept. But could we, maybe, get an inexperienced President who is at least experienced in being an American?
We stopped shooting terrorists in the face quite some time ago. We give them lawyers now.
Incidently, in the military we have to take an “anti-terrorism” course online every year. I’m not sure how we’re supposed to do that since our Dear Leader says that terrorism doesn’t exist. It’s just a man caused disaster, and there is no “War on Terrorism” just overseas contingency operations.