Random Thoughts

America hates liberals almost as much as I do.

Obama’s presidency has graduated from FAIL to Epic FAIL.

Now Dems will have to raise lots of money from a base that hates them to defend themselves to an American people that hates them.

Seriously, though, I think Dems got in this mess by compromising too much and not being liberal enough. /kos

So exactly how many people are out there who don’t consider Olbermann a silly dancing monkey?

I think the most devastating thing about the MA election for Dems is they can’t even credibly claim shenanigans.

What’s next for ObamaCare? Isn’t that like asking, “What’s next for a deuce?” I believe flushing the toilet is the usual next step.

First line of GOP response to SOTU: “So what’s up with that guy and failure?”

Lesson from the Election: The American people really wanted someone different after Bush, but what they didn’t want was a Democrat.

I really like this country. It’s a fun country.

So it took Obama one year to get Democrats as demoralized as Republicans were after six years of Bush. Efficiency!

I’ll never be convinced Scott Brown is not a RINO until I see videotape of him laughing at poor people.

Obama’s Learning Method: “Sticking my finger in the electrical socket was a really dumb thing to do! I’ll try my tongue this time…”

The national debt is not a big deal if we just threaten to kill any country that tries to make us pay up.

I don’t see how Lucas can further mutilate Star Wars by putting it in 3D, but he’s a greater visionary in that area than I am.

I think I might be done with politics. A Republican replacing Ted Kennedy seems like a good ending to politics.

Why is so much fiction — books, TV, movies — about lawyers? That doesn’t seem healthy.

10 Comments

  1. Obama’s presidency has graduated from FAIL to Epic FAIL.

    And all in One Short LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG Year!

    Not only the FIRST Black Pres, but the FASTEST-Failing Pres too! (not that color or whiteness has anything to do with failure or success, just sayin™)

    Keep up the superlatives, Barry!

  2. “So exactly how many people are out there who don’t consider Olbermann a silly dancing monkey?”

    7…but they consider him to just be a riTard (no, it’s not a misspelling, just a Hangover reference).

  3. Silly Dancing Monkeys are outraged to be compared to OlberDork
    First line of the Republican response to the SOTU Address: “You Lie!”
    Obama Learning Method: “…I’ll try my tongue this time… if only I could get this bucket off my head.”

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