Archive of entries posted on April 2010

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If Obama keeps things up, we should do what they did in Atlas Shrugged and lift globes over our heads.

Still trying to teach my dog to headbutt people in the groin. Maybe she’ll be ready next April Fools Day. “Don’t worry; she doesn’t bite.” Heh.

I was a natural at curling. I never even lost my balance once. I’ll be the next Shuster.

Phil Hare does seem pretty emblematic of liberals. “I could have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for that meddling Constitution!” Funny thing is he thinks he’s making a heroic statement. “I want to help you so bad, I’m not going to let the Constitution get in my way!” Phil Hare, the Constitution isn’t the Prime Directive and you ain’t Captain Kirk.

Consitution? We don’t need no stinking Constitution

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Those wacky Illinois politicians. And this one’s not even from Chicago.

Rep. Phil Hare (D-IL-17) says he doesn’t worry about the Constitution (tip: Allahpundit)


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When he swore to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic,” he must have been talking about defending against himself.

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You do not have to be stupid to be a liberal … okay, maybe you do

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Hank Johnson, who defeated Cynthia McKinney in 2006 to represent Georgia’s 4th District, has a perfect 100% rating from the ACLU. Which makes him the perfect one to ask an Admiral about the impact of U.S. military personnel on Guam:

Johnson’s comments came during a House Armed Services Committee meeting as he questioned Adm. Robert Willard, commander of the U.S. Pacific Fleet, about the impact of U.S. troops on the little island.

“My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize,” Johnson said, straight-faced and seemingly serious.

The admiral seemed to take the question seriously, too. “We don’t anticipate that,” he said, proceeding to describe the population on Guam.

Yes, that’s real. Not an April Fools’ Day joke. Here’s the video. The key piece is at 1:15

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Is it any wonder that he rates 100% — lifetime — from the ACLU?

The stupider, the better, when it comes to a liberal agenda.

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Is Dying Europe Dying Fast Enough?

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So here is a story out of Britain: A great grandmother is fined a thousand pounds, given a curfew, and forced to wear an electronic tag after selling a goldfish to a fourteen year old.

I don’t even know where to begin on that. If we keep getting more stories like this out of the UK, though, one of these days we’re going to have to do the merciful thing and smother Britain with a pillow.

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I notice when I write the word “pawned” it just looks like I misspelled “pwned”

Obama is for offshore drilling now? Well, then I’m now against it… because of environment and polar bears. So there!

And don’t tell me there aren’t polar bears in Florida; I saw them at the zoo. And this drilling puts them at risk.

Offshore drilling is just going to make an enemy out of Aquaman, and in this day and age we need all the allies we can get.

For the record, I’m against drilling for oil in babies.

I don’t care if Prince Namor, the Submariner, is more powerful than Aquaman. I don’t trust him.

A great way to tell if your kids are missing the point of Easter is if they bow down and worship their chocolate bunny.

Clash of the Titans is pretty good, but I don’t like the music choice for one action sequence:”Who let the Kraken out? Who! Who! Who! Who!”

“If we put Marines on Guam, it could tip over. BTW, I’m now making your medical decisions.”