I notice when I write the word “pawned” it just looks like I misspelled “pwned”
Obama is for offshore drilling now? Well, then I’m now against it… because of environment and polar bears. So there!
And don’t tell me there aren’t polar bears in Florida; I saw them at the zoo. And this drilling puts them at risk.
Offshore drilling is just going to make an enemy out of Aquaman, and in this day and age we need all the allies we can get.
For the record, I’m against drilling for oil in babies.
I don’t care if Prince Namor, the Submariner, is more powerful than Aquaman. I don’t trust him.
A great way to tell if your kids are missing the point of Easter is if they bow down and worship their chocolate bunny.
Clash of the Titans is pretty good, but I don’t like the music choice for one action sequence:”Who let the Kraken out? Who! Who! Who! Who!”
“If we put Marines on Guam, it could tip over. BTW, I’m now making your medical decisions.”
The bunny… the bunny… Oh! I love the bunny… I don’t love my mom, or my dad, just the bunny…
Also, everyone knows Aquaman is like, infinity times better than the Sub-par-mariner.
The Bunny, the Bunny, woah I love the bunny.
He’s not making said medical decisions, Frank. He and a panel of experts are making said medical decisions. Quite a difference.
OMG! This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time! And I NEVER thought of it like this
My fellow liberals, I have some good news and I have some bad news. First the bad news, the President is going to allow more drilling for oil in the US, both in the Arctic, and off shore. Now the good news, he won’t allow it to happen anywhere oil might actually be found….Ram Emanuel, Liberals for the Slow Destruction of the United States Club (LSDUSC), Washington DC. Editors Note: Please do not confuse the LSDUSC with a similar named organization from the University of So. California that advocates the legalization of lysergic acid.
I’m just pissed they even re-made Clash of the Titans. It was perfect. If they remake Willow, or do a “live action” version of The Last Unicorn, I’m going to puke. They’re destroying my childhood with CGI!
“Obama is for offshore drilling now? Well, then I’m now against it… because of environment and polar bears. So there!”
Don’t forget about being against it because of your racist anger.
If you include city,state, and county debt Americas debt is estimated to actually double or triple the 12trillion national debt.
As soon as cities, states, and counties start defaulting things will get bad fast. Think Madoff or Enron fast. Nobody knows just how bad it is because its hidden in the books.
My guess is if we instantly”
– fired half of all government employees without severance
– cut half of all social services and commitments
– doubled taxes
– cut the military in half
– stopped all foreign aid
– doubled taxes on oil and gas
– opened millions of acres instantly to oil and gas exploration
Maybe maybe if we did this right now we might not go all the way bankrupt and only will have a dollar worth about $.05 within the next 10 years. Otherwise it will be complete collapse. You can thank the “Worse then Aids baby-boomers” for your situation.
I think the Democrats have been in the same room with each other way too long. That is why they are for death panels. Just watching a member of Congress say the words “my uh my uh my my my uh fear is that the uh the uh island will become so heavy from adding troops that it might uh might uh topple over and capsize” made me want to kill myself. Think of what it must be like to watch that for years upon years upon years! WTH?
“For the record, I’m against drilling for oil in babies.”
How ironic. You’re for drilling for oil but not drilling holes in babies, while Obama’s just the opposite.
Estella – I saw the original “Clash of the Titans” again last weekend and the special effects were pretty good. With the exception of Harry Hamlin, it all seemed very life-like.
Libtards bow down and worship their Chocolate Bunny. Hey!!!! That sounds RAAAAACIST!
‘Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief’ sounds more interesting than remaking ‘Clash of the Titans’.
‘Pawned’ looks like you misspelled ‘prawned’; i.e., Wikus Van De Merwe got ‘prawned’ in District 9
Good one S.O.B.
Liberals have agreed to treat republicans and conservatives and Tea partiers at least as well as they treat terrorists…. April Fools!
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If we don’t drill under ANWR and replace the oil with water, north Alaska may tip over and fall into the ocean.
You’re right not to trust Namor. He recently aligned with Dr. Doom and moved his troops into Latveria.
prawned, huh?
Shave the Bears!
http://www.ecoenquirer.com/polar-bear-heat.htm