Hmm… “Holly Diver” could be a good girl’s name.
One of the best ways to support the new Miss USA is not to murder her for indecency.
Do people care if you lie about military service? If not, I’ll run for office claiming I was part of the assault on the 2nd Death Star.
Why not the first? Less people involved in that one, so more likely people would realize I was lying.
I once served Vietnamese food. …No, that was a lie.
Ein.
There’s a reason why “lawyer” and “liar” sound the same and that most politicians are lawyers. And anyone who lies about his military record should get the pit bulll to the nads treatment. So, I don’t know if the Death Star thing is a good idea.
At least he had the decency not to wear a Viet Nam combat medal pinned to his lapel. Course, that would be illegal.
There is proof Frank tried to get his space lasers in position to fire on the Death Star (from his base on the non-radioactive side of the moon). If Hillary Clinton had not insisted on her bikini lase that day we may have been spared the chain of events that led to Chelsea.
If by “care” you mean “will they give you a musket to the junk?” then, yes – America is still a very “caring” country.
If I was a relative of hers, I certainly wouldn’t kill her, but I would give her a talking to for dressing like a skank.
That man deserves, needs, a good keelhauling.
Random thought: There’s nothing more dangerous than a wounded Jack Bauer.
Random thought: Kiefer Sutherland should learn how to show pain. He doesn’t look as though he’s in pain, he looks as though he has crazy eyes!
If they are conservative? Then yes. Yes, they do.
For liberals, it is situational dependent:
1. A conservative lying about military service to look good? Yes.
2. A conservative lying about military service to keep from looking bad? Yes.
3. A liberal lying about military service to look good? No.
4. A liberal lying about military service to keep from looking bad? No.
5. A liberal lying about military service to make conservatives look bad? No.
6. An anti-war celebrity wannabe lying about military service in order to become the code-pink, liberal talking point about the evil warmongers? No.
7. The MFM lying about military service or actions to make conservatives or the military look bad? No.
Two situations that never exist so remain in the hypothetical realm:
1. A conservative lying about military service to make liberals look bad? Probably a yes.
2. The MFM lying about military service or actions to make liberals or the anti-military code-pink types look bad? Again, probably a yes.
The libbies lied about President Bush’s service, and they lie about their own. Like John (by the way, he served in Vietnam)Kerry tossing someone else’s medals over the White House fence. I wonder if this clown dated Jane Fonda?
Thia isn’t the first time they have done this.
Frank should claim that he rescued the arabic Miss America from the Al QuedA death Star riding a laser and missile mounted dinosaur.
“Do people care if you lie about military service? If not, I’ll run for office claiming I was part of the assault on the 2nd Death Star.”
You do sorta look like an Ewok Frank.
A little light today, (understandably with a baby in the on deck circle) Ill lend a hand with some interesting random stuff.
-Robin Hood was a myth as is the benevolence of socialist dictators.
-wears a SEIU pin but “no American Flag” pin.
-His political success is centered on his biography and he controls the presentation of that biography the way the Walt Disney people control Mickey Mouse. As a matter of brand management Obama won’t release his birth files, his college transcripts, his law firm billing records, or anything else – go buy a copy of “Dreams From My Father” and he will tell you his story, and thanks for asking.
– Rule #1: Pillage, then burn
-Saw someone say they preferred big government over big business. Isn’t big government just big business with the power to imprison you?
-Two things to know about the human brain:
The brain stores all information the same way it does not have any way to distinguish between fact or fiction. This is fine on the big things we can remember they weren’t true but in the huge gray area of fuzzy memories this becomes a problem.
When you watch a gymnast or kung fu movie your brain lights up as though you were actually doing those actions yourself, a mental rehearsal of sorts. That is where the jumpiness comes from
-Global Warming
By porkpie
On the contrary, the Oxburg spent the massive amount of 15 man days (5 people for 3 days?) investigating the work of East Anglia. Surely that’s sufficient to investigate several decades of work by 60+ different researchers! I hear they even considered talking to some of the people mentioned in those nasty emails…but instead chose to interview no one but supporters of the East Anglia group. Surely that’s wise…after all, what good could have come of diverting the investigation like that?
And to those people who callowly cry out that Lord Oxburgh, who headed the investigation, also runs a carbon trading firm, as well as a renewable energy firm, I say, show me your proof! Just because he stands to make millions from global warming alarmism in no way means he would have any conflict of interest here.
“Do people care if you lie about military service? If not, I’ll run for office claiming I was part of the assault on the 2nd Death Star.”
I’ll have know I was there for both assaults on the Death Star. I was Han Solo. What you thought it was Harrison Ford? No, Ford was my stunt double.
“Why not the first? Less people involved in that one, so more likely people would realize I was lying.”
Good move. People like me who were there for both assaults would pick it up in a jiffy. Then again, that outfit Princess Leia had on had me so hot and bothered you could have been Luke Skywalker and I wouldn’t have noticed.
“I once served Vietnamese food. …No, that was a lie.”
I was once served Vietnamese food. … It was no lie. Gee, it’s like we’ve got this psychic connection or something!
Umm..sure…that’s why watching a gymnast makes my brain light up.
I wonder if it was Frank who didn’t serve you the Vietnamese food! Whoa, freaky.
“I wonder if it was Frank who didn’t serve you the Vietnamese food! Whoa, freaky.”
It’s quite possible. I thought I didn’t see a beady eyed character with a Nuke The Moon shirt not working in the kitchen or serving anybody. The fact he wasn’t even there makes me think that yes, it was Frank who didn’t serve me. Freaky and creepy!
My Lai about that Vietnamese food incident? Never!
You can always tell if a democrat is lying about his service in the military, because it seems anytime a democrat actually does serve in a war they come back and make up lies attacking the soldiers who did the things over there that they weren’t brave enough to do.
@cat rofl!
Dohtimes: I LOL’d – but I felt bad about it.
I once got served by a Vietnamese.
I don’t seem to recall picking up Frank for the second assault on the Deathstar, maybe he was there and I couldn’t see him over that damn cat.
I once got served by a Vietnamese. No lie GI !!!
I know Karate… and 7 other Japanese words.
I once made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. (Prove i didnt)
I served in Vietnam… in my head movies.
“I don’t seem to recall picking up Frank for the second assault on the Deathstar, maybe he was there and I couldn’t see him over that damn cat.”
Yeah, Frank was there. He was that strange, brown beady eyed character with Lando Calrissian on the Millenium Falcon attacking the Death Star in Return of The Jedi.
Was there someone there in the fray that wasn’t wearing a Nuke The Moon Tee? That would be Frnak…
Get it? Coz he’s all out of NTM tees…and hasn’t restocked…so he would have to of worn something less noticeable…which could of course explain why no one remembers seeing him there…
“”Karate” the Dane Cook of Martial Arts” Hilarious line from the show “Archer”
I wouldn’t get served by a Vietnamese because I wouldn’t get near them or whatever they are selling. Am I prejudiced? Damned straight.
I always start with ” There I was, at 40,000 ft…..”. The kids’ll believe anything after that.
I once ate at a Vietnamese restaurant. It appeared to be garbage on noodles.
And so you said, “No dinner for you round-eye!” Right?
That wasn’t garbage on those noodles Alan that was nước mắm.
I was once served Vietnamese food by a Vietnamese. Did you know they have a hot sauce and dish that will make your mouth melt and clean out your entire gastric track repeatedly and cure your hemorrhoids all at the same time? I didn’t…….
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