Turns out President Obama’s seemingly out of touch reaction to the Gulf oil spill disaster was all the result of a simple misunderstanding.
When his advisers told him he needed to spend more time on the “Gulf Coast,” he thought they said that he needed to spend more time on the “Golf Course.”
Oops!
you mean those big friggin’ ears don’t work? What the hell good are they, then?
“I can'[t hear good, and buckets get stuck on my head. I don’t even wear glasses, so they can’t even do *that* menial job.”
And when they told him he needed to “man up” he thought they said “Jan up” so he put on his mom jeans©!
Marsha! Marsha! Marsha!
Obama counts his bad hearing as a blessing – he doesn’t have to listen America’s screams as he destroys it.
You hear what you wanna hear.
He lubes his clubs with Golf Oil, so what was the big deal, he thought.
odrama is ill-equipped to take charge in the gulf, OR master the game of golf. Both endeavors require balls…
Apparently “the one’s ” handling of the Gulf mess has led to people thinking his lack of executive experience is an issue. Who knew? The next thing we’ll find out is that Hollywood stars have no real knowledge of history, social justice, law or politics.
The sky is falling, the sky is falling.
To win over his detractors one at a time he crossed off Bill Maher by adding a 9mm iron to his bag. Next up is our own FrankJ by his use of the pun, The oily bird gets the worm.
In his defense, Obama had been planning his two recent vacations days before the oil leak began. So, there was really no way he could call them off.
When he’s on the golf course, at least he’s occupied with something other then doing harm to the nation. Therefore, I wish he’d spend more of his time on the golf course.
Obama spends more time on the Golf course than Tiger woods.
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