Helen Thomas first got interested in politics from her high school sweetheart, Hitler.
I don’t believe you’re invoking Godwin’s law when you’re talking about someone actually calling for the ethnic cleansing of Jews.
I got a solution for America’s debt: When other countries ask to be paid back, we tell them, “No.”
Suggestion for Helen Thomas replacement: Glenn Beck
New shiny gadget, please give my life meaning before I’m forced to try and find that from religion!
Anti-Semites have descended on my blog today much like Ron Paul supporters used to. Probably the same people.
It appears that some on the left equate “asking tough questions” with crazy ranting.
The Left: “Tea Parties are nothing but racists… and it’s probably all a Jew conspiracy!”
Obama: “I want to know whose ass to kick. Then I will have sex with women. I am masculine.”
Obama: “I will find those responsible and I will hurt them in the ass… er… kick, yes, kick them in the ass. I am tough man.”
The world will look up and shout “Pay us!” and I’ll look down and whisper “No.”
Seriously, I see no problem in saying, “no.”
“I will not rest until this spill is stopped, cleaned-up and those responsible are ass-reamed, I mean, kicked in the ass. Then I will have golf and ice cream. I am an ass-reaming, beta male who likes male asses. Did you see where my balls went?”
Anti-Semites will descend upon anything like the Locust Plague. Oh yea, somehow both seem like the same.
Jimmy;; Michele is using your balls as weights to strengthen her upper quads.
Yeah, lately it’s been like reading The Huffington Post around here.
If I ever start to sound like those schmucks it has to be because I’ve contracted some fatal brain disease and you all have my permission to shoot me. The line starts behind Marko.
I make rich and creamy, schweaty balls, Cilla. Mmmmm-mmmm, good.
I’m starting the rumor that Helen Thomas and Joran van der Sloot are now pen pals.
O: I came here to kick ass and blame names, and I’m all out of names….Wait a minute; let met start that again.
Speaking of fighting pirates (yes this is a big stretch), VDH has a piece about how the USMC is once again in danger, in danger of losing its independence, that is:
http://tinyurl.com/2bhvsqh
Who needs the most elite fighting force in the world?
I am an anti-semite: They are hard to park, take a lot of fuel, and make a ton of noise. They are driven by fat, red-neck, nascar semitists who love that sort of thing.
Oh wait, I am a fat, redneck, nascar, semistist. Nevermind.
I told my wife last night that Glen Beck would be a great replacement for Helen Thomas. He looks better, and less crazy ranting. And drool.
Cure for America’s debt? Just call in all the debt owed us. We will own Europe. Not sure we want it, but will own it.
Obama is used to getting his ass hurt, according to certain rumors.
You gotta watch baiting the anti-semites. Soon you’ll get liberals AND Paulians posting here. Then IMAO will filled with teh crazies. If I want to read teh crazies I’ll go to a liberal site, not Frank’s magnificent blog of humor and truth .And t-shirts.
“…not Frank’s magnificent blog of humor and truth .And t-shirts.
Obligatory bring back “Nuke The Moon” tee comment.
My…ain’t he the MANLY type! Gee, I haven’t seen such a rough and tumble politician since this man!
However, three things to keep in mind:
1. He probably read that quote “…whose ass to kick!” from the teleprompter.
2. It was his <snark>very competent</snark> staff that typed that line into the teleprompter
3. The letters ‘k’ and ‘l’ are right next to each other on a qwerty keyboard.
Obama trying to kick someone’s ass? ROFLMAO. Not only would that be hilarious to watch, it would also be yet another thing that didn’t turn out at all like Barry planned. Kind of like when he tried to throw a baseball.
Maybe Teh One was actually quoted incorrectly by the press, like they do everyday with Rush Limbaugh. Perhaps Barry thinks that a Muslim country sabotaged the well, killing the 11 crewmen and creating an environmental disaster, and Barry actually said “I need to know who’s ass to KISS”.
The IMAO word-of-the-day is…
you guessed it…
“ASS”
Re: Burmashave @ 10; I learned this old adage back in boot, an’ I’ll never forget it; ‘As long as there exists a United States, there will most likely be Marines, but, as long as there are Marines, there will damn-sure be a United States’.
Semper Fi.
Anyone with photoshop skills willing to put together a Dalek teleprompter? “ASSKICKINATE!”