I haven’t reminded you in a while, but you can buy IMAO t-shirts like the new Top Ten Democrat Slogans one:
You may be saying, “But I want to be like Matthew McConaughey and not wear a shirt.” That’s foolishness. Do you know of all the businesses that require people to wear a shirt (in additions to shoes — not sold by IMAO) to get service? Think of all the exciting new opportunities you could have by wearing an IMAO t-shirt.
Also, money goes towards the “Making Sure Princess Buttercup Doesn’t Have to Live in a Drawer” fund. SarahK says we have to buy all this baby stuff like cribs and a stroller (can’t we just put wheels on a box) which I think is stupid but she is very insistent.
So buy a shirt and have fun legally entering 7-11!
I always wear shirts…pants, not so much.
This shirt cannot nuke the moon. It is useless.
I’d buy the shirt if it had matching shoes, Frank. But the shoes would have to be made for kicking ass!!
Apu: Frank it is very nice that these shirts you have for me to wear to irritating my fellow leftist at the 7-11. Thank you for coming! see you in hell!
I always try and wear as little as possible. Saves time and money.
But Jimmy, what good are ass-kicking shoes if you don’t have a blue-ribbon panel of Nobel prize winners to tell you who’s ass you need to kick?
Why would I want to be the only person in a 7-11 who was there legally?
I have you to tell me, Son of Bob! And after reading you for three years, I know you’re always Right!
And Cilla, I am pondering your comment. Hmmmm…
Now, a number of things could be on the back of that shirt (but probably aren’t:
“Brought to you by The Dick Cheney Waterboarding Society”
“Fred Thompson Will Eat You For Lunch”
“Get The Constitution – And Get A Life’
“Live Free Or Die (or in your case, there’s a 52% chance you should just DIE!)”
“Who Is Frank J.?”
No, I mean seriously, WHO ARE YOU? (♪ Wooo hooo ♪)
THAT’S the perfect shirt to wear with my “Nuke The Moon” shirt, if I could find one.
I want a shirt that says…Vote for Pedro. I also want one that says…Who Are You. Got any of those?
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