A liberal blogger has accused David Axelrod of punching hippies. That’s pretty interesting, because if the Obama White House hired me as a consultant, that would be the first thing I’d recommend to them.
OBAMA WHITE HOUSE: “So what do you think–”
ME: “Punch some hippies!”
OBAMA WHITE HOUSE: “But shouldn’t we–”
ME: “Do it now!”
OBAMA WHITE HOUSE: “But isn’t the issue–”
ME: “Why aren’t you punching hippies right now?!!”
Same advise I gave Bush.
But they didn’t hire me as a consultant, so I kinda doubt they’re punching hippies. From them, hippie hugging is more believable, which is horrible as it just gets stinky hippie all over you.
Still, the liberal blogger complaint is that while the White House wants the money and enthusiasm of the left-wing freaks on the net, they don’t want to be publicly seen with those weirdos as they creep everybody out. So, basically Axelrod is being accused of being strategic and sensible, a really odd charge for this White House.
Anyway, so the smart thing for Axelrod to do is be all like, “You know I love you, baby,” to the liberals bloggers and then as soon as camera is pointed at them — WHAM! Right in the face. Then everyone will be like, “Did you see how the Obama administration punched those hippies? They do share our concerns — the concern of there being too many un-punched hippies.” But I don’t think we will get any hippies punched by this administration; just another reason we should have elected Fred Thompson.
Further Reading:
As a former Hippie myself during the late 60’s and early 70s I majored in Chemistry at the University of Iowa and its effect on the human brain! As a brave researcher, I appointed myself a test subject and dove head first into the land of all sorts of interesting combinations. Acid mixed with pot. Pot mixed with Mescalin etc.
As a former Hippie, I can tell you that I needed a face punch. A good hard one, knuckles first! I have since grown up and am a Hippy Punchin’ advocate!
Lib-Hippie Blogger to Gibbs:
“You want us to help you, the first thing I would suggest is enough of the hippie punching. We’re the girl you’ll take under the bleachers but you won’t be seen with in the light of day.”
Gibbs:
“Well, yeah, have you seen yourself in the daylight?
Ugg!!!
And the reeking stale popcorn and spilled coke smell
under the bleachers masks the hippie stench that is unbearable in sunlight.
Clue up, hippie.
Also, thanks for your continued support- what are you gonna do, vote for Romney? Palin? Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
The one good thing to come of this is that we can confirm that hippies not only know who they are, but they also know what’s good for them.
Frank is bucking for a czar position.
axelrod, what a tool. If he punched a hippie, he would break his little limp wrist. However, it is good to know that even the commie marxists in the white house hate hippies.
At this White House it would be a hippie b@tch slap. No fists or knuckles involved here. That takes manly men, not
Lib-Hippie Blogger to Gibbs:
“We’re the girl you’ll take under the bleachers but you won’t be seen with in the light of day.”
Gibbs:
“No, that would be Andrew Sullivan.”
not wimpy liberals. And curse that sneeze that sent his out before i was finished.
Is there ever a good reason NOT to punch a hippie? I sure can’t think of one.
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“We’re the girl you’ll take under the bleachers but you won’t be seen with in the light of day.”
Response I wanted to read, “So, you’re suggesting it’s my fault you’re stupid and easy?”
Under the bleachers?
Uh, no thanks.
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(the one on the left, of course)
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Punching Hippies. I would think the all the drug use would be enough. No need to beat them up everyone knows most hippies are broke not going to be much campaign contributions there.