Random Thoughts

I would like to announce that on 9/11 I will publicly delete the Koran from my Kindle.

Of course, I can reload it from Amazon anytime I want since they record that I bought it. It’s very convenient.

If a couple kooks in Florida can create more terrorists in the Middle East, it says a lot more about Islamists than it does Americans.

If the Koran burner is really dumb, and he outsmarted the MSM into giving him huge publicity, that means the MSM is…

Some hick is going to burn a couple books and now the State Department is issuing worldwide warnings. This is insane.

The only people who seem to actually want those Korans burned is the one pastor and the media covering it.

If Obama doesn’t call the pastor to stop him from burning Korans, rumors will start that Obama is secretly a self-hating Muslim.

When the U.S. military burnt a bunch of Bibles, I barely murdered anyone. People should follow my example.

When I lived in Florida, I always considered myself living south of the South.

Idea for new Time magazine cover: “Buy this magazine, or we’ll burn this Koran.”

I think the important thing about the Koran burning incident is that no one learned any lesson.

Surprised Terry Jones gave in. That is not the facial hair of man who cares what other people think.

I don’t quite understand what the song “Rock Lobster” is about.

There could be violence in the Middle East unless all 300 million Americans behave themselves.

17 Comments

  1. Of course, I can reload it from Amazon anytime I want since they record that I bought it. It’s very convenient.

    I hope and pray that you will receiver computer eye strain, you decadent American.

    I don’t quite understand what the song “Rock Lobster” is about.

    A proper title for the song would be Rawk Lobstah.

  2. The Koran burner has outsmarted the MSM. And the MSM. And Islam.
    “Who is the greater fool? The fool or the fool following the fool?” Obi Won Kenobi

    The military burned a bunch of Holy Bibles? Can we fly airplanes into skyscrapers? Or worse, vote Obama in as president. That will teach those western yankee imperialists.

  3. So if you burn a coran, do 72 virgins get defiled?

    If you use a kindle, do you also twitter?

    “When the U.S. military burnt a bunch of Bibles, I barely murdered anyone. People should follow my example.”

    Barely murdering anyone is almost hippie like.

    LOL, outsmarting the leftist media, like that is hard. It so easy, even rom the manual can do it.

  4. Random thought: My dog urinated or vomited in her crate this morning. When I brought her from the crate, the only trace was what I found on the side of her face. Evidently she used her face as a towel and cleaned up the mess by her own initiative. A brilliant animal.

  5. @6 Shiggz, isn’t musleum the religion of peace?

    Maybe they are just extra whiny lately because the marxists are getting more attention.

    We could move all them commiefornistanis to the mid-east, then they would have to shut up because eventually the commies would ban everything.

  6. Of course, I can reload it from Amazon anytime I want since they record that I bought it. It’s very convenient.

    You had to pay for the Koran? It wasn’t free? Is there no Islamic equivalent of the Gideons (the Abduleons) who put a free one in every hotel nightstand? Do you spose there’s any chance that your Koran money went directly toward the building of the Ground Zero mosque? I hope not.

  7. If a couple kooks in Florida can create more terrorists in the Middle East, it says a lot more about Islamists than it does Americans.

    BINGO!!!

    I don’t care what the pastor’s reasoning was. What this incident does is highlight the hypocrisy of the muslims, the media, and the politicians who want Americans offended while wanting nobody else offended.

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