My wife wants me to drink 64oz of water a day. I looked it up, AND THAT’S THE EXACT AMOUNT OF WATER NEEDED TO KILL A MAN!
I’m passive aggressive. I just told my wife, “You will be beaten.”
If you ever don’t rote repeat whatever you think scientists are saying, you don’t believe in science.
Critical thinking = anti-science.
Repeating what you think scientists believe makes you closer to a parrot than a scientist.
Having Buttercup has given me much more sympathy for other parents since I know they had to deal with much uglier babies.
Reading Walking Dead comics. Started out feeling like an abridged version of the TV series, but very different by end of 6th issue.
I really just cant get over how much western leftism has become structurally identical to 18th century religion.
global warming=apocalypse brought on by sins
scientists = sole/protected interpreters of doctrine
therapists= priests
Obama=pope
Capitalism=fallen nature of man
socialism=spiritual rebirth of man
etc.. etc.. etc..
Shiggz RT
*5 P’s of western leftists
-Preening
-Petulant
-Pansies
-Priggish
-Pharisaical
*When leaders rush, overcompensate, denigrate, shortcut, deny, ignore etc.. rebels are born from those gaps.
Others RT
“Sucks to be unarmed.”
unknown
“Life is hard, it is even harder when you are stupid”
John Wayne
Pinch the skin on your hand. If it returns quickly after release, tell Sarah to find a better way to kill you.
A healthy response to long-term relationships. See Obama’s relationship with America. Interestingly, my mother seemed and still seems to be the passive-aggressive one in her marriage.
Random thought: Yesterday it was 55 with some rain. The birds were singing. Today there are 3-4 inches of snow on the ground.
I hate March.
Beer is mostly water
Frank, I’ve seen ugly babies turn into beautiful adults and beautiful babies turn ugly. So, be careful – just sayin’.
Just A Man, I think you need to switch beers.
“If you ever don’t rote repeat whatever you think scientists are saying, you don’t believe in science.”
Since I am a card carrying scientist (MS Organic Chemistry) I can now get Frank J to repeat by rote anything I say?
Cool. (insert sound of maniacal laughter here)
Ok, how is it that you can make a clever pun here based on the active/passive sentence structure, but you regularly have trouble choosing the correct homonym?
My theory is that you only care about grammar when it’s central to your joke.
Hell, as an engineer, I’ve parroted
F = m a / √(1-v²/c²)
many times and still don’t have feathers! Hey, parrots are SMART!
Ernie called Frank a homonym.
20 bucks on Sarah and i will give 5 to 3 odds she draws blood in the first round.
64 oz of water? P…P… P…P… all day long
RT
How does that fuzzy stuff get in my belly button?
“I’m passive aggressive. I just told my wife, ‘You will be beaten.'”
That’s shocking. Personally, I’m completely and totally opposed to violence against one’s wife in any manner whatsoever…unless, of course, she just won’t shut up.
“I’m passive aggressive. I just told my wife, ‘You will be beaten.’”
By continually thrusting my head against the butt of your gun.
Repeating what you think scientists believe makes you closer to a parrot than a scientist.
Barack, Polly wants global warming! Barack!! Barack, spending makes a better economy, Barack!!
Like that?
I’ve offered a solution to those confusing homonym, synonym kinds of words:
* Soundonyms
* Meaningonyms
* Spellingonyms
* Oppositeonyms
Works for me. And that’s what usually matters.
@Son of Bob – Or, if she won’t get me a sammich!
My wife wants me to drink 64oz of water a day. I looked it up, AND THAT’S THE EXACT AMOUNT OF WATER NEEDED TO KILL A MAN!
Does this surprise you? Next, she’ll start encouraging you to ride a motorcycle. Then, she’ll start asking how fast the motorcycle can go.
Men never, ever reach the 64 oz. death threshold. Their bladders are wise to the ways of wascally wives.
Points taken off for not capitalizing, and no exclamation point after the word, Science!
http://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2011/03/06/1954-scientists-seeking-funding-tell-congress-that-the-arctic-might-be-navigable-by-1979/
To keep your marriage brimming
with love in the loving cup
when you’re wrong, admit it
and when you’re right, shut up!
– Ogden Nash