I’ve Seen This Done, and It’s Even Cooler Than it Sounds

On the Rachel Maddow Show, the more-effeminate-than-Rachel editor of “The Nation”, Chris Hayes, said that talking about budget cuts is “madness”.

I say go with the obvious solution: tell him where Sparta is, and kick him into a pit.

16 Comments

  1. * Jack Elam was more effeminate than Rachel Maddow.
    * Marty Feldman was more effeminate than Rachel Maddow.
    * John Edwards is more effeminate than Rachel Maddow (but then he’s more effeminate than the Kardasian sisters)

  2. John Wayne was more effeminate than Rachel Maddow!
    Duane “The Rock Johnson is more effeminate than Rachel Maddow!
    Clint Eastwood is…no…I just can’t go there! Clint Eastwood doesn’t have an effeminate bone in his body.

    Reminds me of the old Cowboy Country Tune “I hate Every Bone in Your Body, Except Mine”…

  3. …because he knows that we really don’t need to invest government funds in promoting the gay and lesbian lifestyle, so funding for all his favorite charities would be the first to go.

  4. I have a friend who is an undertaker who assures me that when Rachel passes on to that great commune in the sky…it will take the undertakers half a day and a pound of morticians wax to remove her perpetual smirk from her face.

  5. Say what you will about poor Rachel, but you should know that at least 1.5% of the male population thinks Rachel’s the most excitingly attractive, fresh-faced person on TV since Fred Savage left the Wonder Years.

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