Apparently there is this new chap, Rick Perry, who has entered the presidential race. I wish him well.
Worst thing about PJM redesign: all the Facebook likes have been reset on my columns. I had 5000 on one of them!
Our inability to find a suitable Republican to be president other than Romney suggests we’re going about this all wrong.
I like my presidential robot to have its principles programmed in firmware, not software. Hard wired is even better.
If I were Tycho Brahe, my catchphrase would be, “Does this look like the mustache of a man who is joking?”
And whatever happened to giant frilly collars? How did that go out of style?
“Hundreds of years from now, someone will make fun of your mustache and instantly broadcast it to the entire world.” Oh, the wonders of our present age.
So when again is Herman Cain supposed to fade in the polls?
Just to be clear, that was a cigarette at the end of the Herman Cain ad and not a joint, right?
Can’t we all come together and blame all the country’s problems on hipsters? Even hipsters hate hipsters.
A victim of “The Great Laundry Starch Shortage of 1725”.
BTW: I object to all types of collars except tuna collar.
No, you’re thinking of an Obama ad.
And whatever happened to giant frilly collars?
Those are called ruffs. Men stopped wearing them because they were too . . . wait for it . . . ruff.
I thought it looked kind of like a joint too. Maybe he rolls his own cigarettes.
You’re only mocking Tycho Brahe out of jealousy. The dude was part of the 1% (literally! He owned 1% of all the wealth in Denmark), had his own dwarf, tame elk, and a false nose made of gold. A guy like that gets whatever facial hair he wants. Probably even had his own mustache butler to comb it out every morning.
Careful, I heard Perry once broke a whiskey bottle over a guy’s head for calling him a “chap…”
Giant frilly collars didn’t go out of style. What happened is that men who wore them never reproduced sexually, thus removing the “Hey, I want to wear a giant frilly collar!” attribute from the human gene pool.
I like my presidential robot to have its principles programmed in firmware, not software. Hard wired is even better.”
Yeah, if it’s wired up with TTYL components, it’ll never talk much and won’t be as annoying as human presidents..
Holy dislikes, Batman! I’ll go there right now and register my likes for all of of your columns. Wait a minute…I don’t have Facebook, and Facebook is something I only care about in alternate universes.
If I were Tycho, I’d say, “For pete’s sake, get me a pot to piss in. I swear, my kidneys are gonna blow.
The problem with our presidential contenders is that none of them have the words “Zombie” or “Reagan” in thier names.
That is a ridiculously long catchphrase. You have, like, meta-brilliance, FJ.
OMG, that is great, Burma:
1. Francis Bacon (22 January 1561 – 9 April 1626) [Britannica]
Manner of death: Stuffing snow into a chicken
But it ends so sad, Burma.
“Apparently there is this new chap, Rick Perry, who has entered the presidential race. I wish him well.”
Yes, and he and Romney are considered the “front runners” even though Herman Cain leads the polls and Perry is 5th or 6th in the polls. Apparently polls only matter when they give you the results you wanted.
That’s the sort of hard-nosed approach I’d expect from ole’ tycho.
Cain is due to fade in the polls in about 3 1/2 years, as the “honeymoon phase” of his presidency ends.
Famous Quotes:
Herman Cain: “Get off your a$$ and make something of yourself!”
Rick Perry: “He needed killin’.”
Mitt Romney: “Yes…uh…no…uh….maybe. What do you want to hear?”
FrankJ: “Ummmmmm. Naaaaaachos.”
DamnCat: ……
“Are you going to finish that tuna?”
Guys got tired of wearing doilies on their necks.
(Seriously, this is useful information if your Halloween costume is, say, The Laughing Cavalier. Just don’t tell the wife where the doilies went….)
“If I were Tycho Brahe, my catchphrase would be, “Does this look like the mustache of a man who is joking?””
if you think that’s something, you should see his nose! The man had a gold prosthetic nose! Take that Michael Jackson!