Aww. I got mentioned in yesterday’s Morning Jolt by Jim Geraghty as one of the reasons things aren’t so bad for conservatism.
Because of me, things are looking up because we only need to hold out until 2016 when I can be president. Then I’ll fix everything.
I wish a billionaire gave me millions in funds to be an ankle-biter 🙁
Which political party is giving out chimichangas?
The left have the idea that you can compare a person’s skin color to a color chart and tell them what political beliefs they should have. It’s that race-based, group thought that denies the individual that I find most offensive.
It shouldn’t be controversial to say that Democrats, in general, have a very patronizing racism about Latinos.
People still talking about Megadeth? I thought we were up to Teradeth by now.
This racist statement controversy has made me outraged that my wife hasn’t made chimichangas in a long while.
I’m smart enough to know to not even repeat what Jim Messina said the GOP has to offer black people.
**powering up** FLYING EXPLODING DRAGON PUNCH!!!
The only thing the GOP have to offer Italians is a spicy meatball.
The only thing the GOP has to offer the Irish is a bottle of whiskey… which is more than enough.
The only thing the GOP has to offer Germans is overly long words and repetitive techno music.
If I had to make a prediction, I’d say that this time next year we’ll not have a very good president.
Common Sense: Presidential candidates should be injected with sodium pentothal before debates.
It would keep people polite on the internet if every comment was accompanied by your full name, where you are, and what’s your greatest fear.
Is what happens in OWS camps “rape,” “rape rape,” or “rape rape rape”?
But let’s not blow it out of proportion. It’s not “rape rape rape rape.”
Teradeath? That’s nothing, I’m all about Petadeath now! I mean, a teradeath was cool back in 2004 when it took the entire year for one person to accumulate 1 teradeath of pirated movies, music, games, tv shows, and software to share on our college’s internal p2p network. But now with blu-ray rips and giant games you can acquire a teradeath of material in no time at all.
Oh wait, I meant terabyte, not teradeath. Please ignore what I just posted (especially the part about pirated content – that must have been in a dream I had or something).
Republicans – but only if you’re Latino. Racists!
And then the Democrat lunch lady will take it away from you. Facists!
The only thing the GOP has to offer me is non-Reagan Republicans.
Now when you say that Democrats have ” very patronizing racism about Latinos” you make it sound like that’s not their view of all people who aren’t white college educated leftists.
The Obama team is trying so very hard to make the Republican case this year. Honestly, if we lose this one, it’s time to bring back the Whigs and give them a shot.
I say OWS features rapeidy rape rape rape, and that’s enough reason to arrest them all.
Deep-fried burrito…Yummy! Since the pizza candidate has dropped out of the race, I’m definitely voting for the chimichanga candidate.
Rape? Don’t you mean “justice” – as in, “enforcing my fundamental right to take what other people have and won’t freely give to me”?
“I am the 99% who can’t get consensual sex from every woman I desire! Gimme!”
It’s “rape rape.” “Rape” and “rape rape rape” got down twinkles.
OWS Recruiter: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
OWS Recruiter: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
Yep, I’d bite ankles for millions…thousands even.
@zzyzx: “Yep, I’d bite ankles for millions…thousands even.”
Um… not if those ankles were attached to sasquatch. Even THEY don’t print that kind of money.
Question?: How desperate do you have to be, to want to “rape,rape” one of them smelly ows douchebags? I mean eww.
I had a chimichanga for lunch, does that make me a good racist or a bad racist?
Sasquatch wants to confiscate your chimichanga.
The ows piles have gone away for the winter. I hope it warms up soon, I ran out of paper targets.
Is that Charles Manson in the Shirts for the Shirtless advertisement?
we only need to hold out until 2016 when I can be president. Then I’ll fix everything.
So, you are running then, right?
Look out, here comes Rombo!
http://www.youtube.com/ricksantorum#p/u/0/OtOcrS6axnE
So a few Dames get like raped at the Occupy stuff! It’s for the children so it’s OK with everyone, I guess…
FrankJ:
“If I had to make a prediction, I’d say that this time next year we’ll not have a very good president.”
Why is that FrankJ?
For instance, if Obama is such an incompetent president, why will the American people give him another four years? What is so wrong with the American system that it allows such things to happen? And if you do think something is wrong, why are you not working to change it?
And what about Santorum? Why do you think he would not be a “very good president” if he were elected?
Best Regards,
Monkey Faced Liberal
“[A] permanent possibility of selfishness arises from the mere fact of having a self, and not from any accidents of education or ill-treatment. And the weakness of all Utopias is this, that they take the greatest difficulty of man and assume it to be overcome, and then give an elaborate account of the overcoming of the smaller ones. They first assume that no man will want more than his share, and then are very ingenious in explaining whether his share will be delivered by motor-car or balloon.”
― G.K. Chesterton, Heretics
“The believers in miracles accept them (rightly or wrongly) because they have evidence for them. The disbelievers in miracles deny them (rightly or wrongly) because they have a doctrine against them.”
― G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy
“People still talking about Megadeth? I thought we were up to Teradeth by now.”
Nerd.