Did I miss March Madness?
Maybe Obama can convince people he’s just like them by writing another memoir.
I just thumbed up a Nickelback song on Pandora. Take that, civilization!
The fact that God made the world in seven days is even more impressive when you realize it wasn’t until the third day that He made the coffee bean.
I don’t get the “silver spoon” crack Obama made. Why is he going after his own daughters?
Gingrich has Secret Service to protect him from terrorists who want to kill the future president and don’t follow politics very well.
If I were the president’s political adviser, I’d tell him not to eat another dog until after the election.
If that seems hard, he could try eating cats like Alf. No one cares about cats. Or Alf.
I charge $500 an hour for my political advice. It’s a bargain.
As I understand it, the new scandal is that Obama is baking dogs into cookies and trying to trick Romney into eating them.
OBAMA: “Why is the Senator from California here?”
AIDE: “I thought you said you wanted Boxer for dinner.”
I hate it when a country list on a website doesn’t put USA first. We didn’t win those wars to have to hunt through a dropdown.
If an old person had to perform a simple task in linux, I think it would kill him.
That country list thing always bugged me too. If 90% of your customers are from the US, why do we have to scroll through Andorra to find it.
I just had a great idea. Two dropdown lists. One would only have countries whose Presidents eat dogs. That way we’d only have to scroll through a few third world countries to find ourselves.
I raised one of my sons on the “command line.” Today, he prefers it. And, yup, Linux.
“pseudo-crap bash/..revert/renew/wingding -u -p yournosewitharubberhose | uranus”
You’re right. It would kill me now because I’m an old member of the Math Club.
“…he could try eating cats.”
If he wants to lose the women’s vote. Ladies lubs teh kittehs!
Au contraire, it is old fogies like me who can work under the hood on linux, because we grew up with Unix.
I refuse to read a blog that so much as even mentions Nickelback.
In fact, I’m considering suicide for even writing the name Nickelback.
If an old person had to perform a simple task in linux, I think it would kill him.
Would that be from shock because Linux, unlike, say, OS/MFT and MVS, allows simple tasks?
“Maybe Obama can convince people he’s just like them by writing another memoir.”
Yes, Obama’s just a typical American. It’s a typical American story of a white communist mother who married a drunken, black, anti-American, communist foreigner who already had other wives he didn’t tell her about. Just like the rest of us, Dad left when he was very young to go chase skirts at Harvard before getting kicked out of the university for basically being too annoying. Then Dad was sent out of the country and died in a drunken car accident, just like most of our dads have. Then, Mom found some even more radical boyfriends who introduced him to even more typical American traditions like killing and eating dogs and continuing his studies of the Muslim religion in typical American Indonesian schools. Then, just like most Americans, foreigners and anti-American radicals helped him get into Harvard and paid his way before graduating and living in expensive houses bought for him by anti-American radicals with a political agenda. And so, when you’ve lived to adulthood without ever having a single accomplishment the obvious next step is to write two autobiographies (or, better yet, have someone else ghost write them for you), just like the rest of us do. Then, after finding legal loop-holes to force his opponents out of the race, his fellow Americans voted him into his corrupt state senate. And, finally, his typical American life climaxed with the backing of George Soros, a billionaire foreigner who made the bulk of his wealth by causing and investing in the downfall of entire countries’ economies, bought him the presidency. What average American couldn’t relate to such a person?
He made it in 6 days. Rested the 7th.
Carry on.
Son of Bob, that was one of the most poignant and funny things you’ve ever written here.
Personally, I think it should become it’s own “Guest Post.” Just sayin’. Frank, Harvey, Basil?
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Jimmy – I can do that:
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/04/why-obama-is-just-like-you/
SOB needs to moonlight here, Harvey. I mean, the guy is like Madison, Coolidge, Goldwater and Reagan – and my wise old grandfather – all rolled into one! Nothing ever gets by him. And as I said once before, he’s ALWAYS right.
I guess he is moonlighting here, sorta.
Thanks, SOB – you’re one of the people that keeps me reading here.
Hey, IMAO has a long and storied tradition of giving a break to new talent. I was just a bum laying in the gutter of a God-forsaken backwater blog when Frank took me in.
Riiiiight, Harvey, you great blogfather to dozens of bloggers, you!
Ok, it’s true. Frank actually got me by crashing my blogger family reunion:
http://www.imao.us/archives/002682.html
“If an old person had to perform a simple task in linux, I think it would kill him.”
Us old people had to learn APL, Fortran and assembler; I don’t think Linux would be too much of a challenge. Now get off my lawn.