Innominatus [High (no pun intended) Praise!] imagines:
Excerpt:
[Obama] “Yeah, we’d take a dog with us and go road trippin’, heh. The smoke of the herb would like, heh, totally fill the car. Man, that smoke would get in, on, and all over everything, heh, ‘cuz VW’s are like, watertight, man.”
[Plouffe] “Whoa. Dude. Heh.”
[Obama] “Then we’d pull over and roast the dog over a bonfire. We called him Herby the Yum Pug.”
Plouffe laughs so hard that water comes out the stem of his bong like the Fountain of Trevi.
“[Romney, addressing crowd from atop campaign stage] “The President’s policies are not working. In fact, the President is a stuttering clusterhump of miserable failure.” ”
Please Gov. Romney, work that phrase into at least one of your speeches… just one… before election day so I’ll know I have a positive reason to get my arse off the couch to vote for you and not just because you couldn’t be worse than o!
(even if you have to rephrase it, heck, transcribe it into Latin, just so we’ll know. wink wink)
Bravo Innominatus!
Thanks, 4of7. (But that part you bolded is a “sanitized” version of something Ace coined a couple months ago.)
Yeah, I know.
But still, just a hint would do. 😉