[High Praise! to my blogless brother Tom]
Usually I’m up on what JibJab cranks out, but I missed this video from back in 2010 [Caution: contains cartoon violence]:
Unnecessary Force with Palin, Clinton, Fey, Leno, and Letterman
[Sorry, embedding disabled. You have to go to the link]
Raise your hand if you wish Hollywood would’ve made this instead of Battleship.
“I’m 1/32 Cherokee!”
“Harvard’s First Woman of Color”
Really, how much worse can it get for this woman?
Ok, since you asked, how about…
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1) Once described President Obama as “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.” Settled with Joe Biden out-of-court on a plagiarism suit.
2) Banned dancing in the town of Bomont. When a spunky rebel who played by his own rules moved to town and incited the local teenagers to dance in violation of the law, she had the sheriff arrest everyone within six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
3) In 2004, was jailed for insider-trading cattle futures with Hillary Clinton. Served five months as Martha Stewart’s prison-bitch.
4) Committed a burglary at the Watergate Hotel. Later tracked down because she inadvertently left behind autographed copies of “Pow Wow Chow.”
5) Uh oh… guess who Ted Kennedy’s Driver’s Ed teacher was?
6) Candid snapshots of Elizabeth drunkenly dancing around naked with a bomb on her head revealed to be the inspiration for the infamous riot-causing Mohammed cartoon.
7) Wrote the letter that finally convinced the executives at Fox to cancel Firefly.
8) “Hey Barack… want me to punch up those presidential bios for you?”
9) Shot J.R.
10) Loaded 16 tons. What did she get? Another day older and deeper in debt. Then a bailout from Obama.
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Just the tip of the iceberg. Speaking of which, turns out she’s also 1/32 Titanic Captain.
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UPDATE: Linked by The Hope for America
[High Praise! to The Best of Times in a Moogie’s World]
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #4,248,792)
Maybe Romney should license this as his campaign theme song.
Backstory here. [Short version, the Christian middle school coach who wrote, sang, and produced this video was fired for it]
I thought the “Obama messing with Presidential Bios” thing was played out. Guess it’s never over until The Looking Spoon photoshops a fat lady singing (metaphorically speaking):
Great Moments In Presidential History With Obama
And via of The Looking Spoon [High Praise!] comes this from Liberal Logic 101, a site which I recommend regular visitations of:
Explaining reality to a liberal
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
* Got this email from the DNC entitled “Its largest ad assault against President Obama yet” complaining about all the negative ads targeted at Obama. It’s kind of funny.
“Obama has been a really horrible president, and now the extreme right-wing and Karl Rove are spending millions noticing that.”
It would be nice to have more positive campaigns, but it’s hard when your opponent is Obama-level horrible. It doesn’t really matter if the other guy is any good, just don’t reelect the failure.
* You know how I said Cory Booker is becoming my favorite Democrat? While on Meet the Press Sunday, he defended Bain Capital and denounced attacks on private equity. That’s pretty damaging to the Obama campaign, so they’ve already pushed Booker into walking back his accidental blurting of the truth. As John Podhoretz says, “Cory Booker fears Obama more than he fears fire.”
Maybe Booker should consider becoming a Republican. We can speak our mind freely. …Well, you might get called a RINO if you’re not careful.
* The Democrats have completely given up on the white working class. Their coalition is basically just going to be college educated white and minorities. Or, to see it more accurately, it’s going to be lower class minorities and college educated whites to rule them and tell them what to do. That’s healthy; I’m sure that will last a long time.
Does it disturb anybody else that basically no white males vote for the Democrats anymore, but that’s still most of their leadership?
* Could the Elizabeth Warren thing get anymore hilarious? It’s like a slow motion trainwreck of awesome. It’s not just a blond-haired, blue-eyed hypocritical liberal claiming to be a minority or just that her evidence of her minority status is that she wrote a recipe for crab and mayonaisse for a book called “Pow Wow Chow,” it’s that she apparently plagiarized that recipe. Could she be anymore awful?
Early on, I got this John Edwards vibe from her when this rich white woman was raging against the rich to the cheers of dumb liberals, and it ends up she is just as horribly slimy and dishonest. Rich people who rail against rich people are all horrible, dishonest people and probably sociopaths. It should have been obvious with Edwards, and it should have been obvious with Warren.
One of the greatest times in my life was when the Super Soaker just came out and I was the only kid in a water gun fight who had one.
The Super Soaker revolutionized kid-soaking technology. Using it against old tech water guns was like an Abrams tank versus a chariot.
If I had $20 billion dollars, if two appetizers at Chili’s looked good, I’d just get both of them.
Nah. I’d still have to think about my health. I guess I’d still just get one.
Being a billionaire has to be like having god-mode on in a video game. If you can just buy anything you want, takes the challenge out.
Still, if you have a bunch of billions and thus have a spare billion you don’t really need, I’ll take it.
I wonder if Zuckerberg tithes? That will be quite a surprise for the collection basket. New pews!
Which presidential candidate is promising to increase Diablo III server stability?
Make sure to Follow Friday me. I’d Follow Friday you if I weren’t self-centered.
Statement from Mark Zuckerberg: “To celebrate, I bought a new hoodie, but it’s itchy and I miss my old hoodie.”
If I had $20 billion, I’d put a dollar in the Starbucks tip jar even if I was just getting a small coffee.
No wait; then I’d have to start carrying cash.
If they put me on CNN, I could get their ratings up. Do they have a puppeteer on hand?
I work hard so one day I can spend all my time playing video games. Not sure what the family is for, though. Oh yeah: multiplayer.
Now that Buttercup understands more English, she can more accurately disobey us.
Truth: Rich people who rail against rich people are extremely dishonest. #JohnEdwards #ElizabethWarren
Poor people who rail against rich people are greedy.
