Innominatus [High (no pun intended) Praise!] imagines:

Barry choomy road trip

Excerpt:

[Obama] “Yeah, we’d take a dog with us and go road trippin’, heh. The smoke of the herb would like, heh, totally fill the car. Man, that smoke would get in, on, and all over everything, heh, ‘cuz VW’s are like, watertight, man.”

[Plouffe] “Whoa. Dude. Heh.”

[Obama] “Then we’d pull over and roast the dog over a bonfire. We called him Herby the Yum Pug.”

Plouffe laughs so hard that water comes out the stem of his bong like the Fountain of Trevi.

Purse-chihuahua not included.

[High Praise! to Pereiraville]

OO! Look! He’s so tech-savvy!

Sorry, not in the mood for White House propaganda, today, so I’m just gonna be crabby about it, instead.
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* Headline: “President Obama demoted to Secretary of Typing.”

* They gave him the one with black keys! RACISM!

* Out of view, on the chalkboard in the background: “Ideas For Fixing the Economy”. In view: all their ideas.

* Earned $800,000 last year. Can’t afford a laptop with built-in wireless.

* “WRONG! Index fingers on ‘F’ and ‘J’! Now do it again!.”

* “So… red 7 on the black 8?”

* “I can’t find the cat in ANY of these pictures!” – “Sorry sir, you already fired all the Secret Service agents with any expertise in this area.”
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Your turn.