From the Rush Limbaugh Show, via a video clip posted on Fox Nation, here’s just the audio of Obama saying a collection of anti-capitalist things, without Rush’s commentary:
[audio:http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Obama-anti-capitalist.mp3]NOTE: Obama’s comment “White folks’ greed runs a world in need.” was from the audiobook version of “Dreams From My Father.”
Say, remember when I compared Hunter of Atomic Monkey Action Squad to Bill Whittle, but I couldn’t prove the similarity because Whittle let his Eject!Eject!Eject! site go to hell and you could only access his archives via the Internet Archive Wayback Machine?
Well, it’s come to my attention that Eject!Eject!Eject! is now back online, archives & all.
Bill says he probably won’t be updating the site, but complaining about that is sorta like complaining about Shakespeare not updating Hamlet.
From Basic Instructions, this is probably as close as we’re going to get to an honest conversation about race in America.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
The most beautifully epic rant against global warming alarmism you’ll see today, and possibly ever:
It’s Everybody Blog About Brett Kimberlin Day, and since he sues people who tell the truth about him, I’m gonna play it safe and just make stuff up:
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1) Sure, Brett may be a convicted domestic terrorist on the payroll of Democrat power players who files harrassing lawsuits against conservatives for fun and profit, but to his credit, he never ate a dog.
2) Brett’s a little irritable these days because when people hear his last name, they mistakenly assume he’s a Kardashian sister.
3) Brett’s favorite phrase is “I know where you live.” HOW a human being lives, however, is apparently above his paygrade.
4) Brett got money from the Heinz Foundation only after agreeing not to sue them for spelling it “ketchup” instead of “catsup”.
5) Brett categorically denies being 1/32 Cherokee, but has yet to comment on whether he was Harvard’s “First Person of Combustion.”
6) Brett is one the few American domestic terrorists who hasn’t written an Obama autobiography. Yet. We’ll keep an eye out at Amazon & let you know.
7) Brett has a very successful Vegas ventriloquist act, featuring his popular sidekick “Achmed“, whose catchphrase is “I SUE YOU!!!”
8) The only explosives Brett actually set up at the Indianapolis Speedway were Mentos and Diet Coke. However, things went terribly awry because, God help him, he’s just REALLY bad at chemistry.
9) I’ve seen internet rumors that Brett hangs his toilet paper “under” like some degenerate heathen, but I refuse to accuse him of something that vile without solid proof.
10) Also, no one’s ever actually SEEN Brett cry at the end of “Downfall” like normal people cry at the end of “Old Yeller.” Red eyes, runny nose, and soggy kleenex happen to allergy sufferers, too.
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I’ll give Dirty Harry the last word on Kimberlin [language warning]:
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UPDATE: Linked by Gulag Bound.
UPDATE: Linked by Flap’s Blog.
UPDATE: Linked by The Right Planet
I had completely missed about this story until today. Basically, there is a domestic terrorist and his supporters trying to shut up conservative bloggers through intimidation. Just see Patterico’s story of having a SWAT team sent to his house. We can’t put up with crap like this.
UPDATE: Right Wing News interviews Robert Stacy McCain about being harassed by Kimberlin.
* Apparently, if the federal government used the same sort of accounting the states use, the real deficit for last year was $5 trillion. That’s $42,054 per household. But look at all we get for the money!
I’ve even heard Obama trying to say he’s good on spending. He doesn’t even try to claim he’s reduced spending, just that he hasn’t increased it at a very large rate. So we did all this emergency spending… and continued spending at greater than those levels the year after. And he wants a pat on the back for it. In a more just world, he wouldn’t just be thrown out of office, he’d be exiled. We should just rename Antarctica to “Failed Politicians Land.”
* Obama keeps getting made fun of on Twitter, so he’s trying to find ways around it. So that’s what the leader of the free world is reduced to: hiding from all the mean people on Twitter. But he’s totally going to protect us from a nuclear Iran.
Man, I miss Reagan. How’s the DNA extraction from the vial of blood going?
* In news proving that universe is still working as it should, Levi Johnston is now penniless, having completely squandered his one million dollars, and has had to move in with his drug-dealer mom and take a job as Obama’s new Treasury Secretary.
* New York Republicans are proposing a ban on anonymous comments that seems pretty clearly unconstitutional. Still, I wouldn’t mind a little less anonymity on the internet. Unless you’re a Chinese dissident, most people seem to use being anonymous to be a jerk. Maybe we can have a special section — a nicer section — of the internet where you can’t be anonymous to participate. And we also need to bring back dueling. For politeness.
* So it appears the new gay DC Comic superhero is…
So, just like they said, it is a long established character (he dates back to 1940), but also not really a popular current character (when someone says Green Lantern these days, people think Hal Jordan and the space police). And Jim Treacher writes what should be one of many jokes we’ll be seeing:
Really, this news shouldn’t be a shock to comics fans. It was just a matter of time. After all, Green Lantern’s only weakness is wood.
Are they really picking a superhero to make gay whose weakness is wood? Almost seems like they’re doing it for the jokes. I think it was retconned that the weakness to wood wasn’t a defect in the ring but was psychological, so perhaps this sheds some light on that.
Levi Johnston has squandered his $1 million and has had to move back in with his mom and take a job as Obama’s Treasury Secretary.
I thought I had an awesome comeback to a critic in the comments to my column today.
So is this all some sort of Andy Kaufman type joke because I don’t really get it. #WHChat
If you could be president of any country, which would it be? #WHChat
Are you ever afraid Elizabeth Warren is going to scalp you? #WHChat
Do vampire capitalists sparkle? #WHChat
Julia has broken out of the lab. HOW CAN WE STOP HER?! #WHChat
