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  1. To combat lactose intolerance we should all hold hands and sing:
    “All we are saying…is give cheese a chance”

    I’m thinking a good lactose intolerance awareness ribbon would be white with little cowbells on it.

  2. You easterners don’t know what dairy products are until you experience them in the original Washington version.

    Yeah, our rain – and grass – are a lot cleaner due to the Pacific Ocean filter. It’s Science!

  3. I’m an easterner who grew up in the era of above ground nuclear testing — we got our milk fortified with radiation! Mmmmm, radiation — it does a body good! Take that commies!

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