Does Obama share all the beliefs of his friend, domestic terrorist Bill Ayers? Probably.
FACT CHECK: Obama says Romney will be a worse POTUS than him but scientists say it’s statistically unlikely for that to be true about anyone.
Maybe Biden meant “Republicans are going to put y’all back in Cheneys.”
Stop ignorantly using Jesus to justify confiscation by a soulless government. It’s very offensive to my religion.
Really how hard is this. “I have wacky ideas about what the Bible means. Maybe I’ll run it by a Christian first to see if it’s not idiotic.”
I don’t know how many Christians there are in the U.S. — dozens at least — so it shouldn’t be too hard to find one.
I don’t get why people who don’t take the Bible very seriously think they can scan it and come up with anything Christians aren’t aware of.
BIDEN: “But don’t worry about those Republicans putting us in chains, because I swallowed a key. My tummy hurts.”
BREAKING: Major road shutdown as Biden searched for his lost mittens. Eventually he found them pinned to his jacket.
BIDEN: “And I know what it’s like to be in chains thanks to a mishap with a bike lock.”
Small government is racist because southern strategy.
Obama has to be furious for all these distractions that keep him from talking about his accomplishments over the past four years.
I hope somewhere Mozart knows I just gave one his songs a thumbs up on Pandora. Good job, Mozart.
When Hairy Reed said “He’s light-skinned and doesn’t speak with a negro dialect, unless he want’s to,” we had no idea he was talking about Biden.
Question: Why are we assuming Biden’s “you can help us win North Carolina” was a gaffe? Isn’t it just as plausible he was asking VA residents to double register and vote twice?
Frank J., Frank J., Frank J., inasmuch as I hate to preach, you are missing some key Biblical passages. Quoting from the LPI (Liberal Propaganda Interpretation) version:
In Matthew 22: Jesus instructs us to “Render unto Caesar” so that Caesar can distribute according to his own whims and with nary a thought as to the will of God.
In Matthew 17: Jesus instructs Peter, “…go to the lake and throw out a hook. Take the first fish that comes up, and when you open its mouth, you will find a four drachma coin….” Jesus instructed Peter to do this not because Jews were compelled to pay the tax, but because He wished Peter to make a free will offering to the god of government.
Did you read where Giuliani questioned whether Biden was mentally fit to hold office?
Really how hard is this. “I have wacky ideas about what the Bible means. Maybe I’ll run it by a Christian first to see if it’s not idiotic.”
The most hilarious-est bit of liberal interpretation I ever read came from an article in Newsweek. Some hack explained how the Bible is actually fuzzy about marriage because some men in the Old Testament were polygamists (note to liberal theologians, the Bible contains more than one example of errant behavior).
She got to the passage about homosexuality in Corinthians, quoted it, and literally stated, “…but that’s a throwaway verse.” [italics Burmashave]. She gave Sodom and Gomorrah a miss entirely.
Her theory that everyone gets their own throwaway verse is distressingly common, although I had never heard it formally stated.
Burma the passage you are looking for on throwaway verses is 2nd Mulligan’s chapter 2.
@hwuu: Ha, ha, ha. I’ll use that one. Will attribute, as well.
Better still, I sometimes have the honor of standing in for my pastor on Sunday morning. As he would say, “That’ll preach.” I would entitle the sermon (I am not kidding):
The Bible Is Hard
Scripture: 2 Mulligan’s, Chapter 2
“Maybe Biden meant “Republicans are going to put y’all back in Cheneys.””
Biden was completely misunderstood. See, Biden loves his Fruit of the Loom panties so much that he’s terrified that Republicans will put you back in “Hanes”.
They also used to stone people in the Bible but we are required to live the higher law now. Two commandments, love God, love your neighbor. On these two commandments hang all the laws and the prophets. It’s not rocket science and not hard to understand except for those who deliberately misunderstand.
So Biden is the Ralph Wiggums of the U.S. Gov’t.
Gee, where’s Pastor Ed when ya need him?