Technically Linens ‘n Things could just be called Things.
— Jon Friedman (@friedmanjon) August 21, 2012
Todd Akin is the most bipartisan issue in America right now.
— Bethany Mandel (@bethanyshondark) August 21, 2012
the whiter a nurse’s sneakers, the more patients he/she has euthanized
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) August 21, 2012

Technically Linens ‘n Things could just be called “Linen’s and Other Things,” but that sounds a little sci-fi, if you know what I mean.
What’s been somewhat of a puzzlement is the Beyond in Bed-Bath-and Beyond…I mean, do they have a room that sells portals to different dimensions or do they just refer to Persian-woven, staircase runners?