[High Praise! to Apostic]
Sponsored by Oscar Mayer, a man is trying to barter bacon for whatever he needs as he drives across the country:
Excerpt:
Here’s my deal: I need your help. I’m driving from NY to LA with no cash and no cards – just a trailer full of Butcher Thick Cut Bacon to barter with you for food, lodging, and everything else I need. It’s all to find out if America loves this bacon as much as money!
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But, but… if he has bacon, why does he need to barter for food?
It’s time to demand that America return to the bacon standard.
Lots of feral hogs in the southern USA.
That’s money on the hoof!