Random Thoughts: Who Does the Future Belong To?

You know, by definition, all Christians think Muhammad was a blasphemous nut.

Wait, did Obama really say, “The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam”? Huh?

Remember when Democrats got the presidency and a huge majority in Congress and the result was a progressive utopia?

“THE FUTURE MUST NOT BELONG TO THOSE WHO SLANDER THE PROPHET OF ISLAM” sounds more Osama than Obama.

Maybe the ghost of Osama has taken over Obama since he blames him for his death, which is silly since Obama had little to do with it.

The schools that need corporal punishment the most are colleges. HIPPIE PUNCHING!

Obama is going to pivot to jobs again as soon as he masters dancing Gangnam style.

When I’m rich one day I’m going to be so much meaner than I am now.

Biden: “Republicans think ‘compromise’ is a four letter word. But it’s not. I estimate it to be about a twenty-seven letter word.”

I don’t know much about predicting politics other than to be suspicious of anything Dick Morris says.

The biggest problem in America is sissiness. Freedom is hard, so people are wanting to give it up.

The ones who respond to ridicule with violence are the ones most in need of ridicule.

Everyone following me has already bought my book, right?

Do journalists see the possible downside to turning against the 1st Amendment?

The future must not belong to those who slander the winter sport curling.

“Let’s be honest here: I was a failure these past 4 years. And I’ll be a failure the next 3. But the 8th year of my presidency: watch out.”

It’s not illegal to slander Islam, but you’ll be put on double secret probation. Also, no more future for you.

Obama: “The murder of our ambassador and other Americans is an outrage that– **yawn** Oh, I’m so sleepy.”

Maybe if we weren’t so obsessed with the 1st Amendment, guns, and freedom in general, Europe would like us more.

They need to institutionalize Mr. Noodle; I don’t think he’s capable of caring for himself. #SesameStreet

And Abby Cadabby needs to be locked away forever. I don’t know on what charge. Make something up.

Elmo being after my time, I thought I’d really hate him, but I don’t have hate leftover after Abby Cadabby.

19 Comments

  1. If the Muslims terrorists were smart, instead of killing people who slander the prophet of Islam, you know…what’s his face, they’d hire good Jewish lawyers and sue them!!

    Have you or someone you know had your profit slandered? You may be entitled to free money!

  2. OH, NOES!

    But it won’t happen in the U.S., zzyzx, because we can always feed our pigs gummy worms!

    And then there are all the WILD BOARS! we need to kill and turn into BACON!

    And, if we’re desperate, we could try turning CATS! into BACON!

  3. Abby Cadabby?

    How about some residual hate for Dora “Press Two For English” The Explorer? First, let that little cartoon puta show some documentation proving she’s not yet another border bunny, OK? Second, why, in the name of Jock’s moth-eaten kilt, would one, willingly, want to explore a portion of the globe renowned for intestinal parasites, nation-wide social distress, and revolutions every six months resultant in a new totalitarian government headed up by some pendejo dressed up like the doorman at the Four Seasons? Hmmm? Third, Dora talks to trees and tank engines….excuse me, but methinks Dora gobbles peyote buttons. Memo To Cartoon Puta: The. Sixties. Are. OVER!!! Time to put that psychedelic crap in a lead-lined box and bury it DEEP.

    Sesame Street?

    Yeah, right. Let your kids be taught by a seven-foot, retarded yellow bird and some animated green mold crawling out of a garbage can that sits on a street in Harlem. Way to parent!

  4. “The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam”
    And how, exactly, would anyone slander the prophet of Islam? Several years back Bill Cosby made some nasty comments about the drug dealer who sold the drugs to Bill’s sone that ended up killing him. The drug dealer filed a civil suit against Cosby for defamation of character. In the closing arguments, Cosby stated that it is impossible to defame the character of a drug dealer, and the jury agreed with him. I posit it is impossible to slander an syphilitic, epilectic pedophile who also enjoys making it with goats and camels, and who wishes death to all who do not believe him to be a minor god. Which is why Obama made the statement: because Obama considers himself to be, not a minor god, but God.

  5. “When I’m rich one day I’m going to be so much meaner than I am now.”

    I meant to comment on this.

    Why wait? Right now, you seem awfully mild-mannered.

    You could practice-up and do some mp3’s and post here with that little player Harvey uses.

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