. . . that gravity exists
. . . that spending more money than you have is a recipe for disaster
. . . that the sun rises in the east (he claimed that it both rises and sets on Obama)
. . . that the square root of 2 is an irrational number
On the other hand, he affirmed the existence of unicorns and free pots of money if only those terrible wealth creators would toe the line.
..that Obama was actually the President when he made his remarks about exporting jobs. “He had switched jobs with Joe Biden at that time”, Carney explained, “which they do every second Wednesday. It’s to throw off the terrorists!”
…There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!
…These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.
…Those only deserve to be hit with shoes.
Were we talking about Baghdad Bob or Jay Carney? I get them confused….which one has the silly hat? Is Jay Carney the secret love child of Baghdad Bob? They have the same passion for the truth.
…that he has a nose on his face.
…that he does not believe everything coming out of his mouth.
…that he does not believe everything coming out of Obama’s mouth.
…that he was actually there.
…that he knows anything.
…that he had anything to do at all with the failed stimulous and the whereabouts of all that money. He further denied plans to leave the country as he was only going to visit Switzerland to visit a frail old relative.
…that Joe Biden had discovered his “bag of donuts” this morning for the first time. And further, that Barry wasn’t ready to have “the talk” with Joe yet.
…ever making any of his previous denials
…that the real Jay Carney was dead, and that he was actually Obama in disguise.
…that he was worse than dead. His brain was gone.
…that rain is wet.
…that he’s voting for him because Obama gave him a free phone.
that he is really Chip Diller, but insisted that “all is well!”
…that besides lying a lot, Hillary is actually running the government.
..reality.
. . . that gravity exists
. . . that spending more money than you have is a recipe for disaster
. . . that the sun rises in the east (he claimed that it both rises and sets on Obama)
. . . that the square root of 2 is an irrational number
On the other hand, he affirmed the existence of unicorns and free pots of money if only those terrible wealth creators would toe the line.
…that Obama prefers Dachshund over Collie for his mid day snack.
. . . Obama ate Bo.
. . . Israel existed.
. . . Obama was Jesus, pbuh.
. . . the Nile is a river in Egypt.
..that Obama was actually the President when he made his remarks about exporting jobs. “He had switched jobs with Joe Biden at that time”, Carney explained, “which they do every second Wednesday. It’s to throw off the terrorists!”
At the morning White House press briefing, Jay Carney denied the denial of his former denials.
everything.
“Nothing! I know nothing!”
At the morning White House press briefing, Jay Carney denied ever holding a press briefing.
…that the Obama Administration Deleted State Dept. Memo From Internet After Discovering Al-Qaeda Was Behind Benghazi Attack
…There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!
…These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.
…Those only deserve to be hit with shoes.
Were we talking about Baghdad Bob or Jay Carney? I get them confused….which one has the silly hat? Is Jay Carney the secret love child of Baghdad Bob? They have the same passion for the truth.
…. that Michele Obama was actually a Grue and was just waiting for the lights to go out before eating everyone.
At the Morning White House Press Briefing, Jay Carney Denied any resemblence of Obama to the Messiah, and then crowed about it.
. . . that it was Obama’s fault that the sun rose in the east since that was already happening during the Bush administration.
… being the real life inspiration behind Harry Potter.
…that Joe was stuck in the toilet again.
…that the Dear Comrade was a socialist.
…the Lord three times. Figured that was the DNC platform.
…that he has a nose on his face.
…that he does not believe everything coming out of his mouth.
…that he does not believe everything coming out of Obama’s mouth.
…that he was actually there.
…that he knows anything.
…that Obama is the messiah, to which one of the reporters shouted “Only the true messiah denies his divinity!”
A black man is sleeping with the president’s wife.
Iowa Jim just burst my bubble. I was absolutely sure the square root of 2 was rational. I must be racist.
….being a stone face by using muscle enhancing drugs.
. . . a request for Obama to answer a few questions.
. . . to state when Obama would release his college transcripts.
. . . Benjamin Netanyahu access to the press room.
…using a Sharpie to draw himself some pubes, though he could not confirm or deny he later used the same Sharpie to give Biden a hair cut.
…ever being specific enough with an answer that one could be considered a denial, especially this one.
…that dogs are used in the White House to sniff for Obama before anyone dares sit on a chair.
…something …he was very vague.
He denied being the press secretary and stated that the insinuation that he is press secretary is another case of conservatives distorting the facts
… that he has posters of Bagdad Bob on his bedroom wall at his parents’ house…
. . . Harry Reid is a pederast.
. . . plans to nuke the moon.
. . . Area 51 is developing dinosaurs with rocket launchers.
. . . hadsil is sucking up.
…, while wearing a false mustache and speaking in a thick Corsican accent, that was actually Jay Carney.
At the morning White House press briefing, Jay Carney denied…being a man who could NOT tell the truth, the polar opposite of Jim Carrey in “Liar Liar”
…taping the “kick me!” sign on Joe Biden’s back.
At the morning White House press briefing, Jay Carney denied…that the president was still asleep, resting up for todays fundraiser.
…that Obama gives him noogies in private.
…that Obama even *has* a golf handicap.
At the morning White House press briefing, Jay Carney denied…that the White House had any prior knowledge of ___________ (fill in the blank).
…that the attack on the Bengazi consulate was the work of Al Qaeda terrorists, it was just over zealous trick-or-treaters.
At the morning White House press briefing, Jay Carney denied…Fox News any questions.
…that Michelle keeps her back side inflated by ingesting plates of baby back ribs and mugs of Miller Draft.
Denied everything and blamed Bush again.
…that those large, leafy, green, fragrant plants in the White House garden are anything other than winter tomatoes.
…that Bo has been missing several weeks.
that Debbie Whats-Her-Name Schultz was the second girl in that DNC sponsored “Cup” video.
…that the European economy is tottering and that real household income is down by 8.2% and that instead it is all just “a disturbance in the Force”.
…that he had anything to do at all with the failed stimulous and the whereabouts of all that money. He further denied plans to leave the country as he was only going to visit Switzerland to visit a frail old relative.
…the existence of Allah. He was shot dead moments later by a rioting Muslim.
…the existence of the Christian God. He suffered acute embarassment when millions prayed for his salvation.
…that Joe Biden had discovered his “bag of donuts” this morning for the first time. And further, that Barry wasn’t ready to have “the talk” with Joe yet.
…that the gray, pungently fragrant smoke coming from the Presidential limousine was anything other than transmission trouble.
That he ever heard Obama lie.
the declaration of independence.
…that any country anywhere has a capital.
(Obligatory reference) …that the Knights Who Say Ni were de-Ni-ed for denying a need to say Ni.
…that there is, in fact, such a thing as an economy, ambassador, or taxes
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