Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “At the morning White House press briefing, Jay Carney denied…“.
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denied…that the earth was actually round, as previously claimed by Mitt Romney. When asked to explain, he replied that it was currently being investigated by the DOJ and no further comment would be possible.
Oops, I see my entry into the contest comes a little too late. Damn you Jim Beam!