Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The worst part about being Obama’s limo driver…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

Rats. I can’t comment on Keln’s site, probably because my computer is a fossil.
Still, here’s a suggestion for his “Obama’s back-up plan if he loses the election…” straight line you can use if you want:
He will move back to Kenya.