Can Someone Please Kindly Tell Gun Control Proponents They Lost?

So Obama is still going on about gun control. I thought he was just pushing it for a while to rally the base, but maybe he is really really stupid and actually believes in this. Still, he keeps using the same tired lines so I don’t know how he expects that to move things. Said Obama, “What’s more important to you: Our children or an ‘A’ grade from the gun lobby?” Yes, because it’s either Obama’s completely useless gun control that wouldn’t have done anything to stop Newtown or death to children.

The Republicans just need to take Obama aside and tell him, “Shut up, you idiot. You lost on this issue. Lost. Clock has expired. It’s over. You think you’re winning just because you’re the only one on the field still trying to play because everyone else has left to the victory ceremony. No one cares about your stupid gun control anymore and only a dwindling number of really dumb people think it will actually achieve anything. We know you hate freedom, Obama, but your just going to have to find a different one to attack. Here, have a cookie.”

Omit that last part if you don’t have a cookie to give him; teasing him with a cookie would just be mean.

19 Comments

  1. Actually, a modified cookie tease might be a good way to get Obama off gun control. Every time he starts in with it, offer him a cookie, and when he reaches in the cookie jar a mousetrap snaps on his fingers. Also an effective treatment for childhood obesity.

  2. And now Chuck Todd says (on PMSNBC, of course): “It feels like we’re protecting the rights of the paranoid about government, rather than, sort of, the reasonable.” Well, poppycock, loser. I’m no paranoid. I’m a revolutionary. It’s the government that should feel paranoid.

  3. It isn’t over. Its never over. It will be back in six months or a year or the next time a politically correct shooting occurs.
    They don’t have to win. All they have to do is whittle, a little. And eventually – there is no freedom left to whittle – even a little.

  4. Barack Obama is “waving the bloody shirt”, a technique pioneered by Radical Republicans during the Reconstruction era. It was shameful demagoguery then, and is even more shameful now, as he exploits the blood of children.

  5. I think the Repubs should introduce a bill which extends gun rights and insist on a vote. Then insist federal law overrules state laws. Make the Dems take a stand. 2014 is just around the corner.

  6. the whole thing was designed just to distract people from Obama being a miserable failure. It was a ‘RED’ Herring. Gun Control is the shiny red clown nose on the face of our joke of a republic.

    Obama gave guns to the Mexican drug mafia. He gave Guns to radical Islamists who are connected to Al Queda. He is arming the Muslim Bruthahood so they can attack Israel.

    The bottom line is that Obama is the biggest illegal gun runner in the whole world.

  7. ” Kindly Tell Gun Control Proponents” Kindly?? When were they ever kind to us? How about kick them in the crotch then whack them in the head with a 2X4 with “you lost” painted on the end?

  8. If we had any Republicans with stones they would introduce a bill requiring all Americans to purchase and own a hand gun as part of the process of getting a social security card! Any American caught on the streets or in their car without their weapon shall be imprisoned with butt wranglers until they learn the seriousness of their offense! I am willing to write the bill for whomever wants to sponsor it! It shall be very simple and shall reference the 2nd Ammend. of the Constitution! This means that Barney Frank shall be forced to carry whatever in his purse at all times! Ha!

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