Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Joe Biden said we should “create a new world order” because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Joe Biden said we should “create a new world order” because…
… remembering the sequence of letters in the alphabet is just too dang hard in the current order.
…he knows Barry and he have already screwed the current one up.
…Oh look! Shiny!
he’d already finished his lunch from the last time he ordered.
the current one already smells pretty bad… wazzat? it’s not odor?
…he couldn’t make up his mind if he wanted fries or onion rings with his order.
…the threat of his shotgun has negated the threat of nuclear war by a rogue nation.
…and this time he want fries with it.
… because it’s “new”. “New!” That means it’s gotta be better and improved and all!
…Obama said so.
…the people of the current world order already know he’s a dolt.
… because he thinks it is spelled “new whirled odor.”
…because of a three letter word: G U N S
… he didn’t become President in this one.
…hope and change hasn’t worked
…pro wrestling isn’t as entertaining without those guys.
…he’s tired of the First Lady bringing him apple dippers instead of fries with his Happy Meal.
…because kids are crying: http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/
(If you haven’t seen this, you’re missing a gut splitter!)
He’s tired of leading a first world country from behind. It would be much easier to lead a third world country from a castle.
…because he pretty much has that A B C thing down cold.
Joe Biden said we should “create a new world order” because… TERRORISM!!
… he thinks it’s something really smart people say — like Ahmadinejad at the UN (Sept. 2012), Hubert Humphrey (1977), and Adolph Hitler (1933).
… he likes to repeat himself every twenty years:
“How I Learned to Love the New World Order” Article by Sen. Joseph R. Biden, Jr. in The Wall Street Journal (April 1992)
…he’s a senile old man.
…he knows nobody’s paying attention.
Because he’s worried about being item #2 on North Korea’s to do list.
He might be able finish university on his own in that one.
…it isn’t plagiarism if his next book is titled The taC In The Hat.
…he would get to giggle more if Earth was next to Uranus.
…because he just shouted the previous order into the clown’s mouth and he’s not going around this goddam drive-thru line again.
…ranking the third world countries other than alphabetically requires him to wear a football helmet and leaves Cheerios all over the floor.
…every time Obama needs advice it’s always “Tell Joe to find me a bucket of warm spit to give me council and share it’s wisdom”.
….way too many Democrats are now killing other Democrats with their Barry Blaster Shotguns….:-(
he had the old one in his luggage and he mislaid it while confiscating some people’s guns.
placing an order is whatcha-do when you’re at the drive up window….
the old one’s warranty expired…
…He has to one up Al Gore for creating the internet.
… some girl in a Disney cartoon sang about “A Whole New World,” and it seemed kinda plausible.
… they won’t rest until they are telling everyone in the world, not just in the U.S., how to live their lives.
… the New World Ordure that he and Obama have been pushing has “literally” been a bunch of crap.
…the old world order is tired, run down and has iron-poor blood. Plus, it’s patriotic!
…he’s pissed that the garbage truck refused to pick-up his can full of soiled Depends.
…blah, blah, blah… I’m tellin’ you… blah, blah, blah… guys… for real!
…if we move out past Mars we might survive global warming.
because he was really jazzed by the IRS Star Trek spoof and wants to explore “new worlds and seek out new civilizations…”
…he didn’t get his fries with the last one.
…he believes it makes him sound important.
Because America is very close to the top alphabeticaly and …….Racism
… we have destroyed the current world order.
…the Obama-Biden-Clinton Axis of Feeble fell on it’s ass and they landed on John F’n Kerry.
….because the old world order is so out of touch with the new, upscale level of dictators and tyrants that it makes over throwing countries so much harder.
Joe Biden said we should “create a new world order” because…
…he thoroughly enjoyed their old album “Straight outta Compton”
…it was his turn to use those words in the administration.
…he has trouble remembering MVEMJSUN since Pluto was dropped.
…the current one is getting a leeetle bit expensive to stay in.
…saying “Burgerflickel” might have confused people.
…he’s hoping for dibs on Bermuda.
…if this administration doesn’t accomplish something, anything it might be, you know, considered a failure for some obscure reason.
…”Space, the final frontier…” Don’t know how that applies, just wanted to say something. Sorta like ol’ Joe.
…creating jobs is turning out to be a little bit more complicated than he first thought.
…That’s sorta like procreating, ain’t it?
…he grooves on alternate realities, you dig?
…the teleprompter told him to say that.
…the little voices inside his head insist. Strenuously.
props to walruskkkch!!
@43 Dohtimes
“The Axis of Feeble” LOL bacon to you!~~~
obamba has loused up the old one.
…all your base are belong to us!
@46 – “props?” Good dear Oppo, BACON is the coin of the realm at IMAO.
…another scandal is about to be exposed and what better way to distract from it than getting conspiracy theorists all wound up.
…socialism isn’t going to establish itself.
…it makes it sound like they’re building something rather than just tearing it down.
I don’t like they way it smells right now.
…they forgot his fries last time.
Because in this one he will be a Superhero: C-RAPMAN
(That is how Obambi said it was spelled.)
Leader of the Free World.
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