Us native Floridians have been trying to tell y’all for years that it just ain’t worth y’all comin’ down here. You are way better off in north carolina
Oh, C’Mon now,, guys….. Florida has some good points :
1) First off, it is one of two states you can use body parts to represent where you’re from. You use your hand for Michigan’s Lower Peninsula and when Florida comes into the conversation , you open your zipper , ‘whip it out’ and and say :
” I’m from Florida and I live right here …” [and point thusly, no rubbing allowed]
2) Since it’s God’s Little Waiting Room, the population turns over constantly, and isn’t change ‘just wonderful’…?
3) Watch the locals drive and do the opposite. It’s real-time instruction, plain and simple…….
4)Me Like Seafood and they got it. ‘Nuff said…
Why doesn’t the state legislature just declare Florida a sink hole free zone…problem solved…and they should pass laws restricting alligators to designated swamps and make the rest of the state and alligator free zone. Those zone things work so well.
Us native Floridians have been trying to tell y’all for years that it just ain’t worth y’all comin’ down here. You are way better off in north carolina
Florida…the reason people move to, ugh…California.
“Many Floridians are the result of generations of breeding by people tough enough to survive in Florida, but dumb enough to stay.”
Hey, that’s what we used to say about growing up in North Dakota!
yes. your cartoon is exactly right. there is absolutely nothing for you in Florida. please try Colorado.
Yeah, you wouldn’t like Georgia either. Keep traveling.
Oh, C’Mon now,, guys….. Florida has some good points :
1) First off, it is one of two states you can use body parts to represent where you’re from. You use your hand for Michigan’s Lower Peninsula and when Florida comes into the conversation , you open your zipper , ‘whip it out’ and and say :
” I’m from Florida and I live right here …” [and point thusly, no rubbing allowed]
2) Since it’s God’s Little Waiting Room, the population turns over constantly, and isn’t change ‘just wonderful’…?
3) Watch the locals drive and do the opposite. It’s real-time instruction, plain and simple…….
4)Me Like Seafood and they got it. ‘Nuff said…
Why doesn’t the state legislature just declare Florida a sink hole free zone…problem solved…and they should pass laws restricting alligators to designated swamps and make the rest of the state and alligator free zone. Those zone things work so well.
zzyzx : I thought you where going to stop picking on my state. Remember, what doesn’t kill ya make ya stronger and California, barf
My first LOL of the day! Just don’t forget those of us ‘south coasties’ in Lower Alabama/Mississippi/Louisiana… (I shamelessly stole this for my blog)
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