After storming the podium at the White House Correspondents Dinner and yelling YGDFTYLTATSOTE in a purple-faced rage, Obama, admiring his deranged pluck, chose him as Jay Carney’s immediate successor.
His 90 year old mother can’t afford internet service anymore since evil libertarians are taking away her social security. He vows to one day move out of her basement.
…he went to the Temple and saw all the G damned ^^^#@ing thieves, then went on a rant about how they truly were the scum of the Earth, so they had him nailed to a cross. -Although this might not be the same carpenter…
… he’s hanging out with Burmashave, Marko, ussjimmycarter, and all of Harvey’s other alternate personalities that he’s keeping temporarily tucked away.
he became The Walrus since, “I Am The Carpenter – Goo Goo Ga Joob” sounded too weird
After storming the podium at the White House Correspondents Dinner and yelling YGDFTYLTATSOTE in a purple-faced rage, Obama, admiring his deranged pluck, chose him as Jay Carney’s immediate successor.
You damn thieving Libertarian scum stole his soul, now he’s trapped in limbo.
he became The Walrus
Nonsense. The Walrus was Paul.
He was shot by troops, but he came back to life when Gort came for him. Klaatu barada nikto, baby
he is now posting as janeane garofalo
He met a lady.
She married him anyway.
She had his baby.
…he got nailed or hammered… I don’t know which.
Drafted by the NY Jets as their replacement for Tim Tebow as the designated bench warmer.
…speech writer for obama
…he’s making infomercials for ‘Jebus Rice – SuperCarb’
substitute host for chris matthews
dog groomer for obama’s entree of the evening
…he got board.
…he’s now a half-bubble off plum.
…he’s just not the sharpest tool in the shed.
He just came out as the first openly gay athlete in a major US sport! Geez, where have you people been?
He was framed.
Went to the Max Planck Institute.
Joined a rugby team, so he could keep an eye on the scrum of the earth.
Became a meme-ory.
…he got tired of being taunted and is now building a giant wooden badger.
He’s just running a little lathe.
He’s trying to revive his easy listening/adult contemporary music career.
it seems like “only yesterday” he was “on top of the world”. i suspect that he is wanting “yesterday once more”.
{cue Hillary:} What difference does it make?
Carved himself a ventriloquist dummy, but it was mannequin depressive.
He’s clubbing in San Francisco with Jason Collins.
he found his meds
@23 jw : ~~~
Who?
MSNBC 11:00 PM, 10:00 PM Central.
He once was a “Superstar” now his “Rainy Days and Mondays” have “Only Just Begun”.
HT: @23 jw
He became a Libertarian and now spends his days lurking in Smaug’s lair
Died in a bizarre gardening accident, that the G damned ^^^#@ing Libertarian authorities said was “best left unsolved.”
His 90 year old mother can’t afford internet service anymore since evil libertarians are taking away her social security. He vows to one day move out of her basement.
…he went to the Temple and saw all the G damned ^^^#@ing thieves, then went on a rant about how they truly were the scum of the Earth, so they had him nailed to a cross. -Although this might not be the same carpenter…
He had to leave because you are awl thieves.
He’ll be doing a guest spot on American Idol. He’ll sing, “Dear America” and do it “Gangnam Style”.
He got bored.
He got crucified.
Realized he was actually opposed to the livertarians in the republican pate.
Took what he learned here and became a college philosophy professor, teaching his class that “I sat, therefore I am ire”.
… he’s hanging out with Burmashave, Marko, ussjimmycarter, and all of Harvey’s other alternate personalities that he’s keeping temporarily tucked away.
… per Barack Obama, Carpenter didn’t post any of those things to start with.
Whatever happened, it doesn’t auger well for the rest of us.
He boughed out and returned to his womb at the Daily Kos.
He is still there but exists on another plane.
Harvey shoudn’t have paid him until he finished remodeling the kitchen, now he’ll never show up.
Who the hell is Carpenter?
~~~ to Apostic. I got it, even if no one else did.