How has the guy who makes Capri Sun straw openings not been up for a job performance review?
— sammy rhodes (@prodigalsam) April 3, 2013
You can krav maga my kidney or you can force me to google an acronym. Same sensation
— Sunny Mabrey (@SunnyMabrey) April 3, 2013
Fire roasted peanuts are so much better than water or wind roasted peanuts.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) April 3, 2013
Movies & TV make it look so easy to knock someone unconscious! In reality it can take HOURS.
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) April 3, 2013
Here’s the thing: We viewers HAVE no discretion.
— Dave Barry (@rayadverb) April 4, 2013