I want to defend a penguin in court just so I can say, “Your Honor. My client is clearly not a flight risk.”
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) April 26, 2013
After week of pro choicers saying Gosnell proves why we need less abortion regulation, Obama weirdly doesn’t mention the “proof” in speech
— Kirsten Powers (@kirstenpowers10) April 26, 2013
It’s not a big deal. Obama says “God bless you” in a generic casual way like “I’m focusing on jobs”.
— Political Math (@politicalmath) April 26, 2013
Can’t help but notice Obama only uses passive voice with threats. “Syria will be held accountable.” By whom?
— Christian Whiton (@ChristianWhiton) April 26, 2013
Obama is funny. I wish he had his own late night talk show and Craig Ferguson was President.
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) April 28, 2013
Feeling depressed? Trapped in a job you hate? Give your face a badass scar then move to a new town
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) April 29, 2013

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I want to defend a penguin in court just so I can say, “Your Honor. My client is clearly not a flight risk…but he may swim away.”
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