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  1. Jay Carney admitted he has a secret email address. It’s…the same as his non-secret email address! BOOM! MIND BLOWN! You never saw that coming, did ya? Yeah, so move right on Faux-News! He’s tha mastah!

  2. …on the short list of White House secrets to survive the weekend.

    …in-box just happens to contain all the email sent by everybody, ever.

    …what we guys with actual, fully developed and functional junk call our email address.

  3. …blocked from posting on eharmony anymore.
    …contents have been subpoenaed, just cover the fact that the nsa already read them.
    …origin is an ip address that pings to a location somewhere inside the anointed one’s arse.
    …curious that there’s any ‘@bilderberg.com’ addresses available.
    …checked before every press briefing, to make sure he has the current day’s version of the ‘truth’ straight.
    …got a spam filter that only allows through every email ever written by anyone in the world.

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