Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…
…Obama only having to face Iran and bow four times a day, instead of the previously mandated five.
…fries… ’cause he wanted a side of fries widdat.
US supplying Iran a matching arsenal of nukes to what Israel has.
… mullah moolah.
… a promise never to send John Kerry to them with a couple of potatoes.
@5 – So we can send lurch if he leaves the potatoes home?
…an all-day dog roast rave-up with entertainment by Cat Stevens*.
*Not a real cat.
pistachios.
@6 – yup, if we want “unbelievably small” results . . .
…plausible deniability – plus, a swell Secret Mohammed gift exchange for Ramadan.
Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…
Cash considerations and the destruction of an ally to be named later.
Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…
an Obamacare exemption and abortion services coverage for free.
Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…
closing a National War memorial of their choice.
Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…
SQUIRRELS!
…North Korea’s best recipes for dog.
Infesting all of Israel’s computers with ObamaCare.
…cash, two future second-round draft picks, and a martyr to be named later.
A solemn promise not to send their new (nuclear) misses to the US . . . and a pinky swear too!
Geez – three hours and not one cookie reference…
@19 – Obama and Iran conspiring together is too distasteful a topic to besmirch [redacted] over…
…an explanation that the Flock of Seagulls song is not about their country.
…a recipe for felafel cookies.
@21 – The world is right once again.
…half of our nukes if they let Jackson Browne film his Less Nukes video there.
…kissing their back sides.
…his golfing schedule so they know when he is unable and not just unwilling to defend America.
. . . the actual words to “Louie, Louie” (or, as it is known in Iran, “Reza, Reza”).
. . . four nuclear warheads, three bunker busters, two infidels, and a virus for their PCs.
…the dropping of Obama’s protests over Iranians calling him “Jimmy Carter”. He now understands that all Americans look the same to them.
Free Pork Skins on Fridays.
Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…
…free iPads for all school children
…Obamacare
…trillions of taxpayer dollars since Iran is too big to fail
…peace in our lifetime
… splitting fifty-fifty the “with friends like you…” award from Iraq.
the creation of The Gay Olympics
free shipping and handling.
Obama made a secret side deal with Iran, which includes…
the repatriation of Anonymiss and the return of all cookies unharmed.
which includes… 20 pounds of hashish and a hooka.