I know that there are those who disagree with the overwhelming scientific evidence on climate change. But here’s the thing — even if you doubt the evidence, providing incentives for energy-efficiency and clean energy are the right thing to do for our future -– because the nation that leads the clean energy economy will be the nation that leads the global economy. And America must be that nation

BARACK OBAMA, State of the Union Address, Jan. 27, 2010

“Yes, I *know* energy-efficiency and clean energy are exact opposites. I don’t care. As long I get to spend piles and piles of other people’s money! Wheeeeeeeeee!”