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Notably absent from President Obama’s upcoming meeting with political leaders in the Middle East…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Notably absent from President Obama’s upcoming meeting with political leaders in the Middle East…
Notably absent from President Obama’s upcoming meeting with political leaders in the Middle East…
any commonsense on the part of the USA.
.. will be a few heads of state, and heads of those who oppose the state.
… will be the tens of thousands of “No Nukes” protesters from the Reagan era — proving that liberals can, in fact, shut up and disappear.
…Triumph the Insult Comic…
…Obama’s favorite videographer,Nakoula Basseley Nakoula…
…Anonymiss cookies…
…a plan.
…..any Americans.
… will be any food preparers, since Obama’s already catering to the Iranians and the others.
They decided to stay home, but they just falafel about it.
…women
…teh gays
…Israel
Leadership
…political leaders from the Middle East.
…background guitar music from a 70s porno.
…substance.
…people who cling to their guns AND their Bibles.
…any pro American ideals, ideas, demands or discussions.
…dogs. Living dogs or dogs prepared Bichon al Bacon, anyways.
…Jimmy Carter wearing protective booties as he inspects Iranian nuclear facilities.
…qualified leaders to represent the United States of America.
Notably Absent From President Obama’s Upcoming Meeting With Political Leaders in the Middle East…are political leaders from the Middle East.
any indication of resolve.
…enough chiropractors. All that bowing will surely induce back muscle spasms.
… someone to tell Obama that they’re supposed to be setting up détente, not de tent.
… Ambassador Stevens. [“Live-feed the world — Let them know it’s Chris-miss time.”]
…any Concession stands.
… Bill Clinton and The United Arab Emirettes.
…any fear of reprisals from the United States of America for crossing any line in the sand. We’ve become the Dad who wants to be his sons’ “Buddy”.
… Joe Biden, who can’t keep himself from going off on a riff every time he hears “Abu Dhabi.”
… the phony-baloney sign language interpreter from the Nelson Mandela funeral: he declared this farce is beneath him.
The security detail of Diane and Rico.
… any muslims, if the same reporters who cover terrorist attacks cover the meeting.
…any political leaders from the Middle East. It will be just Obama alone in an empty room. The press will deem it a huge success since there will be 100% agreement among the attendees.
…Joe Biden’s foreign policy experience. Despite Joe Biden being present.
…people from seven states
… any paper trail of Clinton Foundation con-sultan fees.
…will be the presence of a spine from the US delegation.
…microaggression monitors…
…Barack’s dog, BO. Muslims hate dogs.
…any holes over a par 4
Notably Absent From President Obama’s Upcoming Meeting With Political Leaders in the Middle East…
John Kerry’s potatoes!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/11601554/Why-did-Russia-give-US-secretary-of-state-John-Kerry-potatoes.html