Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Of all the Democrat candidates, Hillary Clinton is the most…”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Of all the Democrat candidates, Hillary Clinton is the most…”
… likely to melt when coming into contact with water.
… likely to be mistaken for a Disney villainess.
… likely to use Charlie McCarthy as a (curiously realistic) debate proxy.
…obstreperous.
Of all the Democrat candidates, Hillary Clinton is the most…
announced.
purdy.
relevant to my life experiences.
Of all the Democrat candidates, Hillary Clinton is the most…”
knowledgeable of the locations of all the bathrooms in the White House.
Of all the Democrat candidates, Hillary Clinton is the most…”
Conservative, if you discount all the socialism.
Of all the Democrat candidates, Hillary Clinton is the most…”
likely to kill the top dog while in prison and assume the role of uber biatch.
Of all the Democrat candidates, Hillary Clinton is the most…”
likely to lose the “dead” vote.
…-she’s just dreamy…
…human, if you discount all the Satanic traits.
…unbelievable, unless you’re a Hillary supporter.
…likely to succeed.
(Oh, God, please help us.)
…sinister. (from Latin sinister “left, on the left side” (opposite of dexter), of uncertain origin. Perhaps meaning properly “the slower or weaker hand” )
(With much congratulations to the originator.)
Of all the Democrat candidates, Hillary Clinton is the most…
mean one, Hillary
You really are a heel,
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel, Hillary,
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You’re a monster, Hillary,
Your heart’s an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Hillary,
I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You’re a foul one, Hillary,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Hillary,
Given a choice between the two of you’d take the seasick crocodile!
You’re a rotter, Hillary,
You’re the queen of sinful sots,
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Hillary
You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
You nauseate me, Hillary,
With a nauseous super “naus”!,
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Hillary,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You’re a foul one, Hillary,
You’re a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Hillary,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
“Stink, stank, stunk”!
…Democrappy.
…likely to eat babies on the campaign trail.
…connected, if you count her web of deceit as a network…
…grandmotherly.
…capable of wrapping those “no-man’s-land” thighs around Jeb Bush’s head.
(Wait… That might be alright.)
…likely to have face planted a speeding train while two fisting pints of nitroglycerin.
…likely to beat the snot out of Charlie Daniels with a fiddle made of gold.
…likely to throw a baby into a burning building.
…likely to be convicted solely on the evidence of bite marks.
…apt to cover up incompetence with utter idiocy, and succeed spectacularly.
…rabid bulldog in appearance, and odds are good that most of her actions could be explained by sending her head off to be tested.
…none of your damn business.
…likely to possess a uterus. That makes it her time!
…hillaryious.
… likely to have something to do with Vince Foster’s death
… likely to have something to do with Christoper Steven’s death
… likely to have something to do with the Behghazi video lie
… likely to be a certified email administrator
… likely to be a stockholder in a Reset Button manufacturing company
…lifelike.
… offensive, and perpetually offended; hence her status as “Affront Runner.”
… likely to keep the administration cowed.
…sensitive to perceived Mike Rowe aggressions.
Of all the Democrat candidates, Hillary Clinton is the most…”
No. That was a complete sentence. Hillary Clinton is the most.
Just ask Pajama Boy.
Or ask that lady that wants everyone else to pay for her birth control.
You can even ask most of the MSM, they’ll say the same thing.
…insulated from the “every day people” for whom she claims to be running.
…
-arrogant
-deceitful
-untrustworthy
-protected (in every sense of the word)
-egotistical
-manipulative (and manipulated)
-twelve-faced
-unworthy
-unapproachable
-unqualified
-hypocritical
-condescending
-WEALTHY
…”I gotta’ million of ’em!”
Of All the Democrat Candidates, Hillary Clinton Is the Most…
likely to be shot with with two separate pistols, both of which misfire.
likely to be shot once in the back of his head with a .44 caliber Derringer pistol by an actor.
likely to be shot twice, once in his right arm and the other in her back, with a .442 Webley British Bulldog revolver. dying 11 weeks later of complications caused by infections. The assassin will be assessed during his trial as mentally unbalanced and possibly suffered from some kind of Bipolar disorder or from the effects of syphilis on the brain. He claimed to have shot Clinton out of disappointment for being passed over for appointment as Ambassador to France.
likely to be shot twice in the abdomen at close range by a self-proclaimed anarchist, who was armed with a .32 caliber revolver wrapped up in what seemed to be a bandage.
likely be shot before a campaign speech by a saloon-keeper from New York who had been stalking her for weeks. Clinton will be once in the chest with a .38 caliber revolver. The 50-page thick wad of campaign donations from Algeria folded over twice in her breast pocket and a metal glasses case slowed the bullet, saving her life. The would-be assassin claimed that Vince Foster had visited him in a dream and told him to avenge his assassination by killing Clinton. He was found legally insane and was institutionalized until his death.
likely while in Argentina, she will escaped an assassination attempt by Argentine anarchists, who will tried to blow up her railroad car. The plotters have an itinerary but the bomber will be arrested before he could place the explosives on the rails.
likely to targeted in Miami, Florida, where five shots will be fired at her. The assassination attempt will occurr less than three weeks before she is sworn in for his first term in office.
like to have two Puerto Rican pro-independence activists, attempted to kill her at her Chappaqua House. In the attack, one attaacker will survive with serious injuries. Clinton will not be harmed at all but was at risk. After conviction in a federal trial, the attacker will be sentenced to life in prison. In following administration, President Sarah Palin will commute it to time served.
likely to be fatally wounded by a sniper’s bullet in her neck and head while riding with her husband Bill in a presidential motorcade through Dealey Plaza. Although not formally declared dead until a half-hour after the shooting at Parkland Memorial Hospital, she will have died instantly.
likely to be stalked by Ted Nugent who carried a firearm to an event intending to shoot Clinton, but was put off by strong security. A few weeks later, he instead shot and seriously injured Governor of California Jerry Brown.
likely to be subject of a plot to kill her by crashing a commercial airliner into the White House. The plotter will hijack a plane on the ground by force, and be told that it could not take off with the wheel blocks still in place. After he will shoot the pilot and copilot, an officerwill shot him through the plane’s door window. He will survive long enough to kill himself by shooting.
likely have two former members of Charlie Manson’s family make attempts on her but fail miserably.
likely to be attacked and threatened by an aquatic lupus.
likely to be shot at by a person who will later claim to have wanted to kill the president to impress the actress Jodie Foster.
most likely to have Fourteen men believed to be working for Saddam Hussein smuggling bombs into DC to assassinate her by a car bomb during her visit to Georgetown University to support transgendered bathrooms.
@28 & @29: Come on! Tell us what you really think!
I have another one:
…witchy of them all.
dessicated
…likely to utter the words:
“Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who’s the elitist of them all?”
…unlikely to be hit on by Bill.
…likely to hit on Bernie Sanders.
Of all the Democrat candidates, Hillary Clinton is the most…
“polarizing,” “calculating,” “disingenuous,” “insincere,” “ambitious,” “inevitable,” “entitled,” “over-confident,” “secretive,” “will do anything to win,” “represents the past,” and “out of touch.”
Oh $hit, I’m not allowed to say that, oh wait, they’re all in quotes, that means I didn’t say it.
Dirty
Of all the Democrat candidates, Hillary Clinton is the most…
able to bypass campaign finance laws by using tax deductible donations to finance her campaign apparatus.
… insulated from reality.
… masculine.
… manly.
.. likely to have a swarm of flying monkeys on day 1.
… likely to think “A Clockwork Orange” is an instructional video.
@29 Walruskkkch – History Repeating Itself Bacon to you, sir!
…. nauseating, just nauseating.
….likely to blame Bills’ infidelity on a spontaneous youtube.
cankled
…dingleberryish.