Link of the Day: Read This, Then Get Offa My Lawn!

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

15 Common Expressions Younger Generations Won’t Understand

I’m honestly curious: what DO kids these days say instead of “broken record” to describe something annoyingly repetitious?

Bonus Link (Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!]):

I’m a liberal professor, and my liberal students terrify me

You don’t have to read it all. Just stay long enough to get a schadenfreudey laugh out of watching this useful idiot mewl piteously when the PC Frankenstein he spent years stitching body parts onto suddenly starts rampaging through HIS neighborhood.

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7 Comments

  1. I occasionally tutor HS students, not only do they have no idea what “clockwise” is, they can’t tell time.

    One girl asked me what time it was so I looked at my wind-up, analog watch and said, “Quarter to 2”, she actually yelled at me. She was furious, “Why don’t you just tell me what time it is?!?!?!?!!?”

    Ummm, I thought I had. I had to explain it meant 1:45.

    The funnest part is that many HS students in the greater Phoenix metropolitan area wear huge, analog watches on their wrists, they are often not even close to the right time but it doesn’t matter because the kids wearing them cannot tell time on them.

    That’s just funny.

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