Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At airports doing undercover TSA testing, authorities successfully smuggled…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
At airports doing undercover TSA testing, authorities successfully smuggled…
…a weapon of mass destruction – Michelle Obama’s recipe book.
…escaped slaves
…a Klingon cloaking device.
At airports doing undercover TSA testing, authorities successfully smuggled…
bacon past a dog.
a drink past a drunk.
a $500,000 donation past a Clinton.
All 17 trillion in national debt so BHO could claim he finally reduced the deficit.
…Bruce Jenner’s testicles. Oh, E X C U S E me! Caitlyn’s ovaries.
…your tax money onto a plane to Geneva.
Hilary’s hard drive
…their junk past a pat down.
…a four ounce bottle of stain remover for Bill Clinton’s traveling secretary.
…a suitcase full of clowns. And a car.
…all the living, and all the remains of Elizabeth Warren’s Native American ancestors.
At airports doing undercover TSA testing, authorities successfully smuggled…
a brass band, with 76 trombones in a big parade, with a 101 clarinets close behind…
. . . cookies with walnuts
. . . Joe Biden’s brain
. . . the integrity of the Clinton family
. . . Obama’s college and graduate school transcripts
At airports doing undercover TSA testing, authorities successfully smuggled…
…a deck of race cards.
…a box of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts.
…an earthquake that registered 8.3 on the richter scale. Then they smuggled the resulting tsunami as well.
Iowa Jim, please pass the cookies with walnuts!
…excrement past the detectors.
. . . and a partridge in a pear tree!
…a train-load of pig iron.
…anything at all. All you have to do is shout “Allah Akbar” or “Death to America” during screening and you’ll be waved right through. Can’t be racially profiling now, can we?
…the winners of previous straight lines of the day.
…communism.
…a car bomb. They just put a pretty woman in line ahead of them to distract all the TSA agents with her “necessary” pat down.
ringling brothers, barnum and bailey circus
tanstaafl, they are the circus.
…10 kg of weapons-grade plutonium.
…a badly beaten TSA agent with a smelly finger.
…a great big hole surrounded by Hillary Clinton’s pant suit.
…a giant sized inside-the-can-can-opener.
…four Double Naught spies and a working model of Inspector Gadget’s hat.
… Jimmy Hoffa.
… “How To Build a Bomb on a Plane For Dummies”
…unemployed elephants.
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