Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The newest breakthrough in computer technology…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The newest breakthrough in computer technology…
… a set of apps that listen to your spoken message, then translates that into typed text, then sends it to the intended recipient, which takes the typed text and speaks it back to the person in your own voice! (also known as a Telephone)
… an app that keeps the owner of that new technology from acting as annoyingly smug about it as if he’d built it himself from raw sand and iron ore.
Servers that self-erase. (exclusively marketed by the DNC)
…the new wang computer. (Wireless is recommended).
…looks a lot like a NSA agent with a notepad and pen, sitting by your desk, not hacking your computer or intercepting your phone calls.
…auto corrects all of your right leaning comments, jokes and rants. And adds a There, FIFY, cracker, plus a big eared frowny faced Obama-icon.
…the here-to-fore thought solely human capacity to be offended.
…the ability to unionize. (stolen from Dennis Miller)
The newest breakthrough in computer technology…
they won’t boot up unless they get $15/hr and dental benefits.
The newest breakthrough in computer technology…
all your personal information automatically sent to Russian and Chinese hackers with a CC to the NSA.
It comes with Wife-Eye installed.
…a robot capable of voting Democrat 300 times an hour.
…Anonymiss cookie sharing.
…in Russia, engines search you!
…involves total immersion game play that may or may not cause irreversible sterility (guaranteed to be a best seller)
Will allow us to collectively unwrap a piece of Bazooka Joe bubble gum and not waste approximately 15% of the cartoon and, here is where scientific estimations meet reality,,,,20 to 27% of the gum. BOOM, there it is, I went out on a ledge with those approximations. You’re welcome America!