Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Among the events held during Vanderbilt University’s “Healthy Masculinities Week“…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Among the events held during Vanderbilt University’s “Healthy Masculinities Week“…
…”How to Quickly assume fetal position when confronted by a Feminazi”
Among the events held during Vanderbilt University’s “Healthy Masculinities Week“…
… Donate your testicles to GOP Senators and Congresmen who need them (nearly all the male ones).
…Avoiding Manspreading.
…Where to check your privilege.
…”Crying On Demand,” presented by John Boehner.
…is a symposium, “Neuter Shooters: A Radical Approach For Gun Safety”.
…is a panel on “Gender Insistence: Micro-aggressions On Steroids”.
…Stopping Mike Rowe Aggressions.
…is a provocative discussion, “Weaponized Emotions: Hysterics, Hissy-fits and Hostility As Gender Equalizers”.
…”Size Really Doesn’t Matter” for micro-aggressive metro-weenies.
…”Step Away From The Sausages” (Oh, come on! It’s about eating healthy for better masculinity!)
…is chanting “Cis, Fluid, Trans, Gay – We Can Change It Every Day!”
…”Changing Your Sexual Identity Without Painful Castration” – by
Bruce JennerCaitlyn..is a mandatory lecture on “Unisex Urinals: Time To Take A Stand”.
…the “emasculation station”
…proud to be meta male…but not TOO proud. Don’t want to attract too much attention. Please don’t hurt me.
…appeasing your betters.
…submissive urination without ruining your suit.
…mastering the passive-microaggression.
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…the care and feeding of sitzpinklers.
Among the events held during Vanderbilt University’s “Healthy Masculinities Week“…
shoot the men as they enter.
Among the events held during Vanderbilt University’s “Healthy Masculinities Week“…
all were sparsely attended, everyone heading to safe rooms because the trigger wearnings and all.
…was “Shaving Your Adam’s Apple…And We Aren’t Talking Dollar Shave Club”
…was a required tutorial, “‘Baseless’ Consent: Removing Sexist Baseball Metaphors From The Permission Matrix”.
. . . are some really short ones, such as “The Wit and Wisdom of Thomas Friedman” and “Barack Obama’s Deep Thoughts”.
Among the events held during Vanderbilt University’s “Healthy Masculinities Week“…
…petition drive to move the football team to the Powder Puff Conference.
…race to remove “male” and “female” signs from the restroom doors contest.
…bending genders
Among the events held during Vanderbilt University’s “Healthy Masculinities Week“…
Castration: The humane option.
“Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone” Exercises in suppressing Manly instincts.
NPR vs NBA: Making the right choice for Society
Romance Novels: Male domination vs Feminine Freedom
Hormone Therapy, It’s not only for the Transgendered
…How to get a weenie to realize your breasts are down there.
…Shoe shopping with the verbally castrated, the oohs and ahhs that make bunions worth it.
…Vander didn’t built dis wimmins studies degree, Or, Unhappy endings at the massage parlor: Jobs for the otherwise un-hireable.
…a contest to see how many ribeye steaks you can eat in 60 minutes.
…wait…
I think I walked in the wrong room.
Pajama Boycathalon
…was the 24/7 My Little Pony BRONY-thon.