We need a word for the great feeling of temporarily having the latest tech.
A Jeb Bush versus Hillary Clinton general election would probably gets its own chapter in the eventual books on the fall of the U.S.
Think of the money Twitter could make if they let you pay $1 for 5 characters more on a single tweet.
Testing out my new iPhone camera.
Seen a few tweets where the gist of them were “Planned Parenthood gave me birth control, so ignore the organ harvesting.”
It just seems like there has to be a way to get people birth control without it being connected to the Jeffrey Dahmer stuff.
Don’t even think Orwell could imagine “woman’s health” becoming this catch-all phrase that even includes harvesting brains from tiny humans.
Some say it’s civilized to violently kill tiny humans who are inconvenient and then hack them apart for other purposes and others say no.
I don’t think Hillary should be president, but I hope she finds a nice retirement home.
I found out I can make Siri British so I did.
You can also make Siri Australian, but I just don’t trust Australians. No offense, Aussies. Please don’t steal my stuff.
You don’t actually get to decide whether or not someone else can get a gun. You can only affect the difficult of obtaining it. And with more than 300 million guns in this country, you can’t actually affect the difficulty very much.
If Obama doesn’t want us to have guns, can we have predator drones instead?
Is it just me, or did that NYTimes “modern man” description sound an awful lot like Adolph Hitler?
Disarming the citizenry is unrealistic, but maybe we can get a bipartisan movement going to disarm the government.
Really interested in the opinion on guns from someone who blows up countless people with predator drones.
The best way Obama could keep guns from people would be to pass mass legislation with the intention of getting everyone a gun.
Got first two pages of the sequel to Superego done. No violence yet. Slow start 🙁
It’s funny. I understand the right’s hate for Jeb, but the left’s hate is kinda baffling.
Confiscating 300 million guns sounds impossible, but there are a lot less murderers than that. Let’s confiscate murderers.
Irresponsible voting has more of a fat tail problem than irresponsible gun usage. Bad voting could lead to oppression, nuclear war.
I’m so disappointed in Hollywood for not having a Back to the Future remake out this year where he goes back 30 years to 1985.
The deliciousness of Chick-fil-A proves we’ve made no progress since Jim Crow.
FedEx guy delivering my new iPhone said, “Congratulations.” Yep, iPhones are awesome. Realized he meant the newborn I was holding, though.
That baby’s a genius, Frank. She also has your philtrum.
CAPTION CONTEST!
“I make this look good.”
We need a word for the great feeling of temporarily having the latest tech.
Techno-phoria or dang I can’t wait for the patch to come out
Wow Frank y’all had another one? Either I have to visit the site more often or you need to blog more.
CAPTION CONTEST: You’re my what?
(Her mouth drops open, as shown…)
“My Dad’s an Extraterrestrial Biological Entity!”
“Can I suck on that camera?”
Cool! the sequel is coming! Have you sold the movie rights on the first one yet? Better do it quick before Adam Goldberg gets too old to play the lead.
“You spent my college fund on a phone?”
“If you call me ‘Lump Lump’ one more time, I’m going to seriously ffffffffffffffffttttttttt!”
I wonder if liberals would be for the death penalty as long as their organs went to the highest bidder?
…how does the red left (andn the red right for that matter) in the same breath claim that while they can’t track, collect, and deport 20 million illegal aliens they can totally do it with 300 million guns?
“What’s not to love?”
(I’m gonna have a granddaughter next.)
no, the NYT modern man sounded an awful lot like George Takei
I haven’t been around for a while. I see your book is out, can’t wait to read it. Pretty good reviews.
Wait! You have a book?
Baby pictures! Squee!
(Shut up. I’m a grandfather. I can do that.)
“We need a word for the great feeling of temporarily having the latest tech.”
App-peasement?
{Typo — should have been App-easement.}
“We need a word for the great feeling of temporarily having the latest tech.”
Who gives a sh$@! Jack and Coke and a ball game please.